i'm a space cowboy, bet you weren't ready for that

[straightouttacarbonite]

Who: Han Solo + anyone on the Caprine
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Also yes
When: right before/after the 2/10 Shuffle

[ It's just about Han's luck that he, uh. Oversleeps.

That is to say, he wakes up on the Marsiva and has barely enough time to get his bearings-- to find his blaster missing and sidle over to the wide windows in the viewing bay to stare out at the unfamiliar stars-- before--

Okay, he actually has no idea before what. What happens. One minute he is quietly, definitely not panicking about the fact that he has no idea where he is, and then he's somewhere else with less idea of where he is, and confetti.

It takes him a few minutes more to catch up and (sort of) figure out the communicator, and by the time he actually tries to reach out, he looks visibly harried. ]

Okay, look, I really don't have time for whatever this is... And where is my ship?!

[ Because that is definitely the most. important. question. of all! ]

Comments

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[supertardiness]

A reality show is when a bunch of people get shoved together and stuff happens to them. Some people consider it entertaining, I don't but now I'm in one. Yay.

[A beat.]

But basically if the viewers like what you do on the "show" they'll reward you with credits.

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[straightouttacarbonite]

...Strange people we've never met are gonna pay us to do stuff while we're stuck on these ships.

Okay. Sure. I can work with that, probably.

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[supertardiness]

I'm not sure who's actually watching? But I know they send us bonuses and stuff sometimes.

It's entirely possible that it's all a dramatic ruse and we're being played but ... there's no way to tell one way or another.

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[straightouttacarbonite]

Well, results are results, right?

[ If he can turn it to his advantage it's worth knowing about. ]

Thanks for the rundown.

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[supertardiness]

No problem. I'm Barry Allen, by the way. Feel free to reach out if you have any other questions.

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[straightouttacarbonite]

Han Solo. Thanks, I will.

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[supertardiness]

Cool.

[And with a small salute, that is Barry, out. Somewhere, in a meta universe far far away, a speedster is probably freaking out that he got to meet Han Solo. /scene]