onlyanapple: (I win)
Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] onlyanapple) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2018-02-18 11:37 pm

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Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Philias
When: 18th

[The feed opens to Crowley lounging (still in his full suit and tie, he's not an animal) on a deck chair in Philias. From the looks of it, he's in one of the decidedly hotter parts of it, but he doesn't seem to be affected by the heat at all- neither does his communicator, nor the pitcher of margarita he's drinking from. You could almost be forgiven that he's lounging around on a nice, summer's day and not in something approaching the temperatures of the center of the Earth.]

Now this is what I call a much more pleasant planet. More of these, less of the snow, please and thank you, Atroma. I'll even offer you guys a bribe, you know, to keep up the entertainment levels. [He flashes the camera a sharp-toothed smile.] There's a new game for you on the network, people, enjoy it and hopefully it'll buy me a couple more planets like this.

[True to his word, there's a file on the network entitled 'Simple Little Game' - within it is something reminiscent of a certain rage game. In it, a player controls a Nunnilis, sitting in a fish bowl with only a pick-axe with which to drag themselves up an increasingly difficult mountain. The controls are ridiculously difficult- too sensitive one moment, not sensitive enough the next. It's designed to be difficult, rage inducing and addictive. To make things worse, Crowley has added his own commentary to it- offering insincere words of encouragement, or the occasional quote about failure- usually when the player needs to concentrate the most.]

There's a prize for anyone who finishes it.

[If someone finishes it, their prize is literally this gif. Congrats. You won :)]
dandyofawolf: (Tilting his hat)

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[personal profile] dandyofawolf 2018-03-01 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Rather than conversation, I am clarifying the rules. A slight but important difference.
dandyofawolf: (Smart ass)

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[personal profile] dandyofawolf 2018-03-03 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Which might suggest you invited it given the opportunity for open reply to your message.
dandyofawolf: (Weeeeeell...)

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[personal profile] dandyofawolf 2018-03-05 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
We do continually circle around to the information not being provided, don't we.
dandyofawolf: (The prettiest of them all)

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[personal profile] dandyofawolf 2018-03-06 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I imagine everyone calls it that as well. "Super fun."
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[personal profile] dandyofawolf 2018-03-08 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I am not surprised that you would say so.