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driftfleet2018-03-05 04:07 pm
the_tailor) wrote in driftfleet2018-03-05 04:07 pm
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[video and action]
Who: Lance and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today
[video]
[Hello, ladies. And gentlemen. And anyone in between, and anyone not any of the above. The video screen is currently showing a dripping wet, shirtless Lance. However, the baffled look on his face is enough to show that this isn't some kind of accidental broadcast of a racy video meant to be sent to one person.]
Okay, so, uh... I think I'm kind of in a pickle right now. Glitches happen here, right? I mean, obviously they do. I've never had them happen to me before, though. Buuuuuuut... So here I am, right as rain, having a totally normal day. Routine. Average. Nothing out of the ordinary. But then! Then I step into the shower--
[And he gestures around himself. He's obviously in one of the standard fleet shower stalls.]
Turn on the water, and, er... Fall. But I didn't trip, not exactly. Tripping implies you have legs to trip on.
[He tilts the camera lower on his body. Don't worry, he might be technically naked, but he's not flashing anyone. Instead of his usual long legs, he has a tail now, much like a fish's. It's a rich blue color, just as his armor is. Said tail gives a sad flop against the wet shower floor. He brings the camera back to his face. And in fact, if you look carefully, there's something much like gills on the sides of his neck.]
...Surprise?
[action]
[Once he's actually not stuck in a shower stall, Lance is much happier. Especially now that he has the entire length of the Iskaulit pool to move freely in. It's taken him a little time to get used to how to swim with his new tail and breathe properly underwater, but now that he's gotten the hang of it, Lance is nothing short of exhilarated. After all, it's always been one of his dreams to be a merman. And now, he is! He'll think about all the logistics a little later, but this is something he's definitely going to take advantage of as long as this glitch lasts.
Come say hi! Swim with him! Admire his beautiful shiny blue merman tail!]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today
[video]
[Hello, ladies. And gentlemen. And anyone in between, and anyone not any of the above. The video screen is currently showing a dripping wet, shirtless Lance. However, the baffled look on his face is enough to show that this isn't some kind of accidental broadcast of a racy video meant to be sent to one person.]
Okay, so, uh... I think I'm kind of in a pickle right now. Glitches happen here, right? I mean, obviously they do. I've never had them happen to me before, though. Buuuuuuut... So here I am, right as rain, having a totally normal day. Routine. Average. Nothing out of the ordinary. But then! Then I step into the shower--
[And he gestures around himself. He's obviously in one of the standard fleet shower stalls.]
Turn on the water, and, er... Fall. But I didn't trip, not exactly. Tripping implies you have legs to trip on.
[He tilts the camera lower on his body. Don't worry, he might be technically naked, but he's not flashing anyone. Instead of his usual long legs, he has a tail now, much like a fish's. It's a rich blue color, just as his armor is. Said tail gives a sad flop against the wet shower floor. He brings the camera back to his face. And in fact, if you look carefully, there's something much like gills on the sides of his neck.]
...Surprise?
[action]
[Once he's actually not stuck in a shower stall, Lance is much happier. Especially now that he has the entire length of the Iskaulit pool to move freely in. It's taken him a little time to get used to how to swim with his new tail and breathe properly underwater, but now that he's gotten the hang of it, Lance is nothing short of exhilarated. After all, it's always been one of his dreams to be a merman. And now, he is! He'll think about all the logistics a little later, but this is something he's definitely going to take advantage of as long as this glitch lasts.
Come say hi! Swim with him! Admire his beautiful shiny blue merman tail!]
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Do you think you can breathe underwater?
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[He reaches up to prod at his neck around where his gills are.]
If these are what I think they are, then I'm going to have to go with a strong "yup".
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Well, at least that means you can hang in the swimming pool and do stuff like sleeping without worrying about drowning.
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Sleeping underwater... Holy quiznak, that sounds awesome!
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I know, right! You could make a bed out of...like, kelp or something.
[Sure, just drag kelp into the swimming pool, it'll be fine. ]
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Yeah, I totally could! But I wouldn't know where to get kelp around here... Darn it. If only we were still planetside.
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[...Pause.]
...I dunno if people might get mad at me for having plants in the pool, though.
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[Because he generally doesn't go in there, because who eats vegetables?? ]
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[Damnit, Sokka, eat your veggies. You gotta be big and strong to take down the girl you're after.]
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[NO MEAT WILL HELP THAT. He's like 80% sure of it. ]
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[Shrug.]
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Flying to places
I had never seen before
Never see again
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