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Poll #19845 Ship names

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Which is the worst ship name on the fleet

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Bloodsport (must be full of psychopaths)
2 (20.0%)

Red Fish (. . . really . . . )
0 (0.0%)

Blue Fish (sad)
1 (10.0%)

Wonderduck (as opposed to the average duck, I assume)
5 (50.0%)

Tourist (the worst kind of people)
1 (10.0%)

Huntress (but not hunter???)
0 (0.0%)

Bishop (for archaic lovers)
0 (0.0%)

First Breath (useless name)
1 (10.0%)

Starstruck (for the hopeless romantic, I assume)
0 (0.0%)

Heron (did you run out of birds?)
0 (0.0%)

Which is the worst ship name on the fleet (part two)

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Blameless (you WISH)
4 (50.0%)

Goldstone (gold is not a stone)
3 (37.5%)

Twin Roses (because that's how botany works)
1 (12.5%)

Comments

[noprophecies]

Mmm. The omnipotent don't differ from place to place; only the surroundings do.

[dothelokimotion]

You sound like you have experience in such matters.

[noprophecies]

I do. This is not my first time being kidnapped to another world.

[dothelokimotion]

That seems to be a common trend.

[noprophecies]

Sadly. When I first arrived, there were a number of people from the same place I had gone to. There's a few other places, too, from what I remember.

[dothelokimotion]

Yes. Apparently I was somewhat "present" for some.

[noprophecies]

I was present in one, but I have no memory of it. The other places I have heard seemed . . . bigger? Or at least, there were more people.

[dothelokimotion]

I imagine there are limits to how many people can fit on a ship.

[noprophecies]

Thank god. My ship was once called the Golden - it merged with another and that is how the Goldstone came about.

[dothelokimotion]

They couldn't give it a new name entirely?

[noprophecies]

Given how it merged, names were not a priority at the time.

[dothelokimotion]

Did they collide?

[noprophecies]

Yes. It gave us all bloody heart attacks.

[dothelokimotion]

[ And yet, everyone survived. Boo. ]

I suppose it needed to be dramatic.

[noprophecies]

Is anything not in this bloody place?

[dothelokimotion]

I wouldn't know.

[noprophecies]

You will.

[since you just jinxed yourself sorry bro]

[dothelokimotion]

[ That's normal for him. ]

Debatable.

[noprophecies]

I would bet money on it, dear. No offense.

[dothelokimotion]

Then you're betting in favor of our overlords?

[noprophecies]

Must you phrase it that way?

[dothelokimotion]

How should it be phrased? Our masters?

[noprophecies]

Bite your bloody tongue.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki just laughs. ]

Cynicism is one thing, but I'm not ready to bow.

[noprophecies]

Betting on you jinxing yourself is not bowing, it is simply expecting the inevitable.