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[angelofthevored]

Who: Everyone
Broadcast: Yes
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When: Right Now


[Castiel perhaps looks a touch more severe than usual.]

Are any of you capable of surviving the vacuum of space?


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[tsunergy]

[...By... floating a group through open space to attack it...

Good grief.]

Good luck with that, then. I'm sure we'll all be watching anxiously.

[Technically he can survive in space but he sure as hell would like to stay out of this mad plan, thank you very much.]

[angelofthevored]

[You're a dick, little water spirit.] This isn't a performance for you to evaluate. I wouldn't force you to assist if you didn't want to, but don't belittle those who will. [They're gonna help him look for Sam.]

[tsunergy]

I'm not belittling you. I think it's too reckless and I doubt it'll work, but I genuinely hope you succeed. I'm not heartless.

[So maybe be less of an asshole to someone you don't even know, gosh!!]

Where are you starting off? I can stand by to heal if anyone is injured in the process.

[angelofthevored]

[Hey he doesn't care if u get sassy with him, just don't get sassy about peeps who wanna help] Thank you but it won't be necessary. I've got it handled. [He...might not but honestly it's spite at this point]

[tsunergy]

You know another healer?

[So it's bad to get sassy with your buddies but it's okay to let them die?]

[angelofthevored]

[He does, but that's not the thing that's catching his attention here. Despite the obvious rebuttals, and despite the lack of interest in Castiel's plans at their first meeting, and despite the fact that whatever exact category this spirit is he's still absolutely a spirit, he's behaving distinctly........humany.]

You're concerned I'll lead someone into danger.

[tsunergy]

[There's a quiet huff on the other end.]

I'm concerned that someone'll get hurt, yeah.

[angelofthevored]

You needn't be concerned. [Well, people could very well get hurt, or die, but it's not like that's going to be avoidable.] I can heal most grievous wounds. Those accompanying me thus far are other angels or gods. We'll be fine.

[tsunergy]

[man you just can't help people.]

Fine, I'll just stand by for-

[wait]

Did you say angels?

[angelofthevored]

Yes. [said sort of wearily, preparing to tell this spirit that no he does not in fact have a harp, yes THAT god, sorry for him,]

[tsunergy]

[WHAT

THE

FUCK]

You don't feel anything like a seraph! What the heck were they all talking about!?

[angelofthevored]

[what are you talking about] I am a seraph. [Y'know, boring regular rank-and-file angel] I- sure, my wings aren't...what they once were, maybe, and I may be short some Grace even now...

[tsunergy]

[sCREAM EVEN HE SAYS IT, it's not fair!!!]

Why are seraphim always angels in other worlds!?

[angelofthevored]

It's just a word. [honestly dude chill, in another five thousand years it'll be a completely different one] It's possible we aren't even actually saying the same word, and that how these augments translate our mother tongues simply chooses the term most similar to the original.

[tsunergy]

[Okay, he can fully recognize how much sense that makes, because language is funny that way and he loves languages, but right now all it does is piss him off. It's always that word, every time, without fail. And it's absurd.]

Ugh! [that's stupid, you're stupid] Whatever, good luck with your crazy mission, don't get devoured by the Marsiva.

[HE'S HANGING UP, fuck off, angels suck.]

staring down at comm

[angelofthevored]

...devoured...? [that is the weirdest little nature spirit cas has ever come across]