Twenty-somethings gotta twenty-something

[mikangirl]

Who: Everyone invited, everyone gatecrashing (technically you're all invited, so...)
Broadcast: Who knows, maybe some drunken texting later on
Action: Iskaulit Pool!
When: 3 July

[It's a party for a narcissistic redhead who likes to be reminded she's alive.  Come celebrate!  Alternately, come sneak in and steal the food!  There's a bar set up for drinks drastically lowered to cost-price or to-be-paid-later-tab, a non-alcoholic punch in case of wandering minors (spike it and Nami will end you) and random snacks.

Oh, and a pool.  Which is heated.  Kind of important, that part.

Step right up, I'm reliably informed we'll have Thor with his shirt off, take pictures while you can.]

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[goldenglasses]

Oh yeah. [And suddenly Vash stands up and acts as if the whole ordeal never happened at all. Besides, he was gifted the power to breath under the water ages ago. So he was never in any danger.

He waves his arms in a happy greeting above his head.] Thank you, oh wonderful birthday girl! You were right! We needed to cool off! And don't you worry! I am safe now! Can I get you a drink?

[Well trained bartender is well trained.]

[mikangirl]

[Laughing. She has no pity, look at her mock your pain.] Well, I'm having fun. Consider it a birthday present!

[But look, she'll at least offer him a hand out, addressing Vash.] Not from in there, you can't.

[privateeyed]

[it's so tempting to dunk Vash again, SO TEMPTING.

Instead he's just going to wordlessly grumble and curse to himself and crawl out of the pool]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is blissfully unaware by house close he's come to being dunked again and will take the hand being offered with a smile.]

Wait right there my goddess and I'll get you a drink once I get back to the bar! [Because he still wants to stick it to Ben and be the ultimate bartender.]

[privateeyed]

It's seriously tempting to shove you right back in for talking like that, I'm offended on Nami's behalf.

[he shakes the water out of his hair, much like a dog, then works at ringing out his shirt]

[mikangirl]

[How nice of you to take her hand, Vash! It means that when you're halfway out of the pool, she can just...

...let go. Again. Bye. :D]

You mean like that? [But tbh being called a goddess wasn't insulting at all. Sanji's on her crew. The temptation was just too great to resist.]

[goldenglasses]

[He should have expected something like that. While Vash could have probably salvaged his balance and gotten back out, where is the fun in that? Down he falls with a quick yelp before he vanishes for a moment under the water.

Popping back up with a gasp of air.] Thank you, Princess! [Because clearly Goddess wasn't the right word to go with. It was surely that and nothing else that caused him getting dropped.] For helping me cool down on such a lovely day!

[privateeyed]

[oh my good god Vash]

Ah, he's into that kind of stuff. That explains it. [he says it gravely. Well, as gravely as a deadpan tone can get]

[goldenglasses]

Stuff? [Vash gives Ben a quick glare.] What kind of "stuff" are you implying? [Vash is guessing he won't like it.]

[mikangirl]

Being under the heel of an attractive woman? I mean, I guess it suits you.

[She's mostly trolling now, but she can't help glance over to wherever Kitty is.]

[privateeyed]

If he keeps it up you should charge him. May as well make money if you're giving into his kinks. [yeah he's joining in, sorry not sorry Vash]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash doesn't miss the glance towards Kitty Nami does as he splashes some water towards Ben.] It's not a kink!

I just know all women should be treated like goddess unlike some people. [POINTED SPLASH TOWARDS BEN AGAIN.]

[mikangirl]

This must be a thing blond chefs have in common.

[Absently cheerful. Also she's...leaving, you guys have fun in the pool.]

[privateeyed]

[STEPPING AWAY FROM THAT SPLASH THANKS peace Nami sorry they're being themselves]

It's definitely a kink, dude.

[goldenglasses]

No it's not! [Moving forward and splashing again!! WITH BOTH HANDS THIS TIME! You shall not escape his pathetic splashing!]

[privateeyed]

[PATHETIC SPLASHING SUCCESS. He just stands there and drips cuz god dammit Vash]

The louder the protest the more convinced I am that it is.

[goldenglasses]

Wh- no! That's not fair! If I don't protest then that would be agreeing! And it's not true so I have to protest!

[privateeyed]

If you don't protest then I'll get bored and find something else to do, so actually - [a shrug]

Gotta outsmart the smartasses, dude.

[...] Still convinced, by the way.

1/2

[goldenglasses]

[...






Asshole!]

2/2

[goldenglasses]

YEAH! WELL! [For that Vash does the biggest splash that he can muster, but this time it's not so much to get Ben wet. No, this time it's for a distraction so he can jump out of the pool and rush behind the bar hopefully before Ben knows what is happening.]

[privateeyed]

[IT WORKS cuz Ben is not so keen on getting wet again, and he throws up his arms and tries to dodge back in case it gets to close - and of course Vash is not there when he looks again. Though he does follow the sound of a getaway]

What the fuck?

[goldenglasses]

What do you mean? I'm working. What would you like to drink.

[privateeyed]

[.............]

I don't drink and I don't trust you to make me a drink, so no.

[goldenglasses]

Oh, gosh! Well, I suppose that means you'll just have to go back to enjoying the party then.