Twin Roses Mingle

[passingthrough]

Who: Twin Roses crew, visitors, stowaways, who knows!?
Broadcast: Nada
Action: Twin Roses of course!
When: All of August and what remains of July

[Since we last saw this crew in action it has been joined (or rejoined) by Yuri, Mikuno, Vision, and Wanda! Will there be growing pains? Drama? Intrigue? Tune in and see!]

(OOC: The Yaugur System until August 5. Drifting and then MYSTERY!)

Comments

[candothat]

...You want me to sing and try to punch at you.

[Not even he is sure which of those he dislikes more.]

[sassy_assassin]

You can't hurt me.

You could also recite poetry.

[candothat]

Somehow, singing seems less terrible.

[It takes him a moment or two to work up to singing (very very quietly) and throwing some (soft) punches at Sara. The punches become more confident as soon as he sees that no, he definitely can't hurt her... and hey, singing-related mortification has distracted him from mentally broadcasting every movement.]

[sassy_assassin]

[ They do this for a bit, and she quietly encourages or adjusts him as needed. when he starts to flag she takes a step back ]

There, see? You've already improved.

[candothat]

[He's hardly even embarrassed by the time they stop. Tired, yes. Pleased? Yes, a little. Sara wouldn't say that if she didn't mean it.]

My enemies will be so confused when I begin to sing at them. [He will not be singing at anyone.] Thank you, Sara.

[sassy_assassin]

I think the goal is to get you practiced to a point where you don't have to do that.

Do you want a drink? Or a shower?

[candothat]

Or that.

A shower, probably. Either of the bars would ask me to leave.

[sassy_assassin]

You're probably right.

I'm a bartender now though. You should come visit me sometimes.

[candothat]

At which one? Nami has hired me at the Space Bar, sort of, so I'm there frequently.

[Drinking, not working.]

[sassy_assassin]

That's the one. What do you do?

[candothat]

I find good alcohol when we visit systems. More importantly, I help Nami carry it back to the ship. Nothing so glamorous as bartending.

[sassy_assassin]

That's a very noble role nonetheless.

[candothat]

Yes, and it makes use of my two greatest talents: drinking and carrying.

[sassy_assassin]

And soon you'll be able to make yourself useful during a bar fight.

[candothat]

A more impressive, if less marketable, skill.

Is there anything I might be able to teach you in return? I wouldn't want to take advantage of your kindness by not repaying you.

[sassy_assassin]

Well, I can drink and lift things. What else are you good at?

[candothat]

Theoretical physics, temporal mechanics, astrogation... math. [A wince.] All of which are somewhat impressive at home, but not so much here.

[sassy_assassin]

I understood the word "math"?

[candothat]

The other three are largely math as well.

Okay, I know. Would you like to learn profanities in several dozen languages?

[sassy_assassin]

Now you're talking. I can definitely insult people in English and Arabic, but more would be better.

[candothat]

Good! When I'm less dripping sweat, I can explain the complexities and nuances of Russian profanity.

[sassy_assassin]

I look forward to it.