Tyrion Lannister, The Imp (
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driftfleet2018-08-03 08:25 pm
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[Tyrion is, not surprisingly, at the Malum. What might be surprising is that he is absolutely drunk off his small-man arse. He looks blearily into the video camera, and states in a Very Slurred Tone.]
The Lords of Atroma can suck my gigantic cock.
[He paused, then added darkly.]
And for whomever who cares about these things, and why bother? Lady Sansa Stark has left us once more. I have no idea who she shall come back as - perhaps as a little girl or the Queen of the North. Either way ... she will not be the Sansa I knew.
[He took another long, Long drink off the glass of wine in front of him, before sighing.]
...Don't bother hunting me down - I am at the Malum. I plan on keeping my normal habits of ...what is the word, depressing thoughts until I pass out here on my stool.
[He waves at the camera.] Tah, Fleeters. Until I regain consciousness once more.
The Lords of Atroma can suck my gigantic cock.
[He paused, then added darkly.]
And for whomever who cares about these things, and why bother? Lady Sansa Stark has left us once more. I have no idea who she shall come back as - perhaps as a little girl or the Queen of the North. Either way ... she will not be the Sansa I knew.
[He took another long, Long drink off the glass of wine in front of him, before sighing.]
...Don't bother hunting me down - I am at the Malum. I plan on keeping my normal habits of ...what is the word, depressing thoughts until I pass out here on my stool.
[He waves at the camera.] Tah, Fleeters. Until I regain consciousness once more.

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Yes ... yes it is. You can get me more wine.
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...well now I know you don't love me.
[This is a lie. He knows she does.]
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She's not here to dissuade him, or get him to talk his feelings out, or wax poetic about the losses she's suffered in an attempt to commiserate. She's just here to make sure Tyrion doesn't knock his head when he finally falls off.]
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He sips it, before stating to her.]
So I have made a decision.
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Yeah? And what's that?
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I am going to find every lord of Atroma ... and I am going to hurt them. Specifically in the way in which they do not desire to be hurt.
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[She didn't think he would, given how accessible the Atroma were so far, but if he did, she could guarantee he would probably need some help.]
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[He really didn't think he would either - but we all can dream of revenge, can we not?]
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How much do you want to remember today? Because I got some real strong stuff I picked up a few stops ago if ya wanna really kill of those braincells of yas.
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[Luckily it was not a work day for Remy, or the day after. His own alcohol tolerance was rather high, and as his powers grew it only got higher, much to his annoyance. Remy liked being able to get drunk, he didn't like having to skirt the line between a nice buzz and needing his stomach pumped. Bringing along a couple of bottles of really good stuff he had stored away, it didn't take much to spot Tyrion, putting both bottles on the bar next to him and signalling the current bartender for two shot glasses.
Once in hand, Remy poured a decent shot into each as he took a seat, recapping the bottle as he did so.] Ya called, I answered.
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[Tyrion exhaled, pulling the glass towards him. He didn't even sniff it, just downed it in one go.]
... it tastes like pineapples. On fire.
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[Taking his own shot, Remy held up a finger to create pause as he let the drink burn down, pouring two more, but planning to take the second one slower for himself.] For that drink. This magic drink, be drink roulette. It changes with each glass. Mostly for the best, sometimes for the worse, but by that time ya normally too drunk to care. [That fire stays though.] I got no clue how it works, but I love it.
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[Outside of Crowley and that was why his beloved boss was number two, after all. He blinked at the bottle, and then up at Remy.]
... I really must look more into non-conventional alcoholic purchases. This is absolutely fascinating.
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All she can do, she knows, is just show up and be there for him. That's what she does. Not terribly long after his post, Riona comes up from behind and gives him a gentle hug from behind.]
I'll make sure you make it back to your bed. The hangover will be bad enough. You don't want to be on this stool when it happens.
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Hello, Mischief Queen.
[He sighs softly.]
No, I do not. I will fall off and break something. I thank you.
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Me? Mischief? I am offended, sir.
[Except not at all. She releases him and takes a seat next to him.]
The least I can do. Besides sit and drink with you and curse out Atroma.
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Well, best catch up. You are woefully behind.
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[She takes the glass with a nod of thanks before knocking some it back in one swallow. Not the way wine is meant to be drunk, but whatever.]
I'm sorry, for what it's worth.
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[He smirked faintly, before he downed another glass himself.]
...thank you, my friend.
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