Tyrion Lannister, The Imp (
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driftfleet2018-08-03 08:25 pm
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[Tyrion is, not surprisingly, at the Malum. What might be surprising is that he is absolutely drunk off his small-man arse. He looks blearily into the video camera, and states in a Very Slurred Tone.]
The Lords of Atroma can suck my gigantic cock.
[He paused, then added darkly.]
And for whomever who cares about these things, and why bother? Lady Sansa Stark has left us once more. I have no idea who she shall come back as - perhaps as a little girl or the Queen of the North. Either way ... she will not be the Sansa I knew.
[He took another long, Long drink off the glass of wine in front of him, before sighing.]
...Don't bother hunting me down - I am at the Malum. I plan on keeping my normal habits of ...what is the word, depressing thoughts until I pass out here on my stool.
[He waves at the camera.] Tah, Fleeters. Until I regain consciousness once more.
The Lords of Atroma can suck my gigantic cock.
[He paused, then added darkly.]
And for whomever who cares about these things, and why bother? Lady Sansa Stark has left us once more. I have no idea who she shall come back as - perhaps as a little girl or the Queen of the North. Either way ... she will not be the Sansa I knew.
[He took another long, Long drink off the glass of wine in front of him, before sighing.]
...Don't bother hunting me down - I am at the Malum. I plan on keeping my normal habits of ...what is the word, depressing thoughts until I pass out here on my stool.
[He waves at the camera.] Tah, Fleeters. Until I regain consciousness once more.

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...Well, do keep me in mind for the long line of admirers then.
[He was just the right amount of drunk to say that.]
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[Now what does that tone of Tyrion mean?]
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Winn was jealous before. If he came back and... [She knows Winn will understand her moving on. But it doesn't mean he'll be comfortable with whoever it was. And if he's back she'll choose him. She didn't stop loving him just because she didn't want to keep living in the past.] I wouldn't want to lose you.
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...Oh, well then ... oh.
[He had not realized that between them it would be considered more serious. He nods his head - a little longer than necessary.]
Then will you forgive me if I sleep with everyone else who wants to?
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[She brushes back her hair, feeling a little awkward. The moving on attempt had certainly complicated things. Pavel hadn't taken the news well.]
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Have a drink to dispell the awkward sexual context of our previous conversation? Also give me three ideas for projects to distract myself.
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I'm sorry you're going through this again, friend. These places make these things...too hard. [She knows it well.]
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[A bitter snort.] This is what we are having to deal with.
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[And she's ignoring the tongue comment hard since this is them getting away from the sexual tension of earlier. Also, it definitely didn't have to be sexual. He talks a lot. And yet, her mind...]
Mmm...so project two. Is it too impossible to throw in finding a way to get home or somewhere better? I know I haven't had any luck.
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[He sighed, rubbing a hand over his face.] However my understanding of interdimensional physics is rather light.
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She reaches out to play with his hair. Also, always an effective tool in distancing oneself from sexual tension.]
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[Something, anything, to help him get a grasp on it, so he could build ... an object. To make this all easier, somehow.
Ah, but wouldn't that be a miracle not possible to be granted?]
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And don't go holding it against yourself. You're in a better place now anyway, aren't you?
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[He sipped his wine, mis-matched eyes narrowing thoughtfully.] Between the two of us, perhaps inspiration will bite more easily than before.
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[She nods.] Maybe it will. And any excuse to spend more time with you is a good one.
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[That earns her a crooked smile, and he leans over a bit, letting her hand run through his hair so he can snag her free one.]
Your friendship, Kitty Pryde, means the world to me. I hope to always be worthy of it.
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[She smiles and stops playing with his hair, but only so she can bend down and hug him.] I hope so too. You're always on such thin ice with it. [Kidding. She's kidding. She hugs a little tighter.]
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[There, have your nose booped, beloved brat.]
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