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[moseyin]

Anybody else miss having monsters around to beat the crap out of
Just somethin you can wail on until you stop feeling like you wana punch a wall

This is not a I want someone 2 fight post either Id just like stuff that deserves killing to b around to kill is all

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[tough_love]

While flattering, I really doubt you understand the significance of that offer.

[moseyin]

Uhhh, significance? No, I don't get it. I just want a fight.

[tough_love]

You are proposing.

[moseyin]

[SPLUTTER] I'm n- whuh- I am not proposing, okay! What- do you have to marry every guy who asks to fight you?!

[tough_love]

But that is how we propose! Anyone not interested avoids challenging us to personal combat for that very reason.

So, if he wins, yes. Or, if she wins. It really does not matter.

Now, shall I assume you are withdrawing that request?

[moseyin]

...........could we just fight without getting married? [if he withdraws his challenge he'll look like a WIMP]

[tough_love]

Well...to a point, yes. It would need to be treated more as a game than a proper battle- fighting until one of us yields or falls unconscious would be unwise.

Withdraw the challenge, and I will issue one of my own. It has been enough to avoid complications in the past, I see no reason it would not work again.

[moseyin]

Uh, I withdraw. But- like, totally. I kind of wanted to fight until I passed out, but I'm not really ready for that kind of commitment.

[tough_love]

Very well. Then I challenge you to a friendly competition. The first to ten points wins the round, one point for each instance one of us knocks or throws the other to the deck. We would be fighting unarmed, of course.

[Less because she's concerned about any accidental maimings, terrible injuries build character after all, and more because she's reasonably convinced her hammer would end up damaging anything he brought with him. And that would just be rude.]

Two rounds should be enough for today. Is that an acceptable alternative?

[moseyin]

Oh hell yeah. Gym? [BRUISES? BRUISES.]