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[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Malum
When: Right now

[Hey, it's everyone's favourite demon. Or...at least a demon that some people have a positive opinion on. Same difference. Queen's Another One Bites The Dust plays in the background as he gives the camera a grin.]

So. While we all sit here, waiting for whatever fresh bullshit Atroma drops on us next, I thought we might have a little bit of fun, that we haven't done in a while. Lets have ourselves a little game of Never Have I Ever. It'll get you to know one another and let me in on your secrets, because I have to get my kicks somewhere. The idea is, you give a statement, if that statement is true for anyone, they don't take a drink, if it isn't, then they drink.

Basically, the less messed up your life is, the more wasted you're probably going to get.

You can do it over video, or you can come and drink at the bar. If you're underage and believe in rules, you can have slushies. You can have it in blue flavour or blue flavour. I'll even start. [AHEM] Never Have I Ever stolen a car.

[He takes a drink from the wine glass that's suddenly appeared in front of him. Was it always there?]

See? Easy.

[[ooc: Feel free to threadjack one another here, it's a free-for all!]]

Comments

[universal_charm]

_{[ He watched Lance approach, having a drink ready for the other. Blue. ]}

You know this really isn't that big of a deal.

[the_tailor]

It is! I'm not gonna be ignorant, even if it's really, really weird stuff.

[He sits down.]

[universal_charm]

_{[ Kirk took one of the napkins and a pen, drawing a passable anatomical line drawing of a penis, and one with testicle included. He then made small circles in the places he knew one could get pierced - three from experience. Not on himself, of course. ]}

That's all the ways I know of that you can get your penis pierced, though I guarantee there are more. Those are just the more common.

[the_tailor]

[Lance just kind of....stares down at the napkin. Absolutely horrified.]

I...

[Wince.]

My dong hurts just thinking about it.

[universal_charm]

Well no one is going to force you to get one.

_{[ He snorted. ]}

To each their own, as they say. I'm surprised you didn't know about these...

[the_tailor]

Just. Secondhand pain.

[He's going to just...reach for the drink he assumes is for him.]

I guess I wasn't exposed to everything on the internet...

[universal_charm]

_{[ He laughed at that. ]}

No, guess you weren't, but that's not all bad. Guess you're figuring out that the internet doesn't always have the right idea when it comes to the bedroom?

[the_tailor]

Nope.

[He takes a decent sized swig from the glass. Thankfully, Jim knows his drink preferences by now.]

Honestly, even if I feel super mega awkward about it, I am really glad I went for you to advice on...that kind of stuff. Porn does not prepare you for that.

[universal_charm]

Porn is just weird fantasies made real. They cut out a lot of the in between for gratification, but honestly? The in between stuff can be the most fun in my opinion.

_{[ He chuckled. ]}

I'm glad you felt comfortable enough to come to me. And you can still come to me. I'll answer you as best I can.

[the_tailor]

Yeeeeah. I mean, I definitely do agree on that.

[He gives an awkward smile and takes another sip.]

I know, and I will. Thankfully, things are, uh, going pretty well with me and Keith in that department.

[universal_charm]

_{[ Kirk is far more relaxed with the topic and just smiles as he drinks. ]}

That's good to hear. Not that I really expected either of you to have problems in that department.

[the_tailor]

Yeah. We've had a lot of time to, um, learn each other and stuff. The only really awkward thing these days is if our pets decide they aren't gonna be nice and just stay quiet behind the curtain.

[universal_charm]

_{[ He snorted around a laugh. ]}

I can see how that might get awkward, yeah. Something about big innocent eyes watching you...

[the_tailor]

They're so not innocent. They're little devils who wake me up whining for food.

[No but he actually loves them to death.]

But yeeeeeah, not exactly an audience I want.

[universal_charm]

The inconveniences of living in a very tiny living space.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley catches sight of this Very Special Lesson and wanders over. He looks at the napkin. The at Kirk. Then at Lance.

Slowly, he shakes his head and walks away. ]