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[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Malum
When: Right now

[Hey, it's everyone's favourite demon. Or...at least a demon that some people have a positive opinion on. Same difference. Queen's Another One Bites The Dust plays in the background as he gives the camera a grin.]

So. While we all sit here, waiting for whatever fresh bullshit Atroma drops on us next, I thought we might have a little bit of fun, that we haven't done in a while. Lets have ourselves a little game of Never Have I Ever. It'll get you to know one another and let me in on your secrets, because I have to get my kicks somewhere. The idea is, you give a statement, if that statement is true for anyone, they don't take a drink, if it isn't, then they drink.

Basically, the less messed up your life is, the more wasted you're probably going to get.

You can do it over video, or you can come and drink at the bar. If you're underage and believe in rules, you can have slushies. You can have it in blue flavour or blue flavour. I'll even start. [AHEM] Never Have I Ever stolen a car.

[He takes a drink from the wine glass that's suddenly appeared in front of him. Was it always there?]

See? Easy.

[[ooc: Feel free to threadjack one another here, it's a free-for all!]]

Comments

[watermarks]

Sweat, actually. I learned how to water bend from the air later. [ She just says it like it's NBD but if you know Katara then you know that bending is the BIGGEST DEAL because she is a GIANT NERD and she is actually super proud of this.

However. ] ...does this mean you haven't ever been arrested?

['cause... with her life experience... it seems like most her friends have been, at one point or another.]

[privateeyed]

Huh. It don't gotta be like - pure water or whatever? Salty gross water works too? [IT IS A HUGE DEAL cuz it's cool he is in complete agreement ok.

A snort] Never been arrested, no. Came close once or twice for little shit when I was a teenager, but that's about it.

[watermarks]

Yeah! Almost any water works. Plus, ocean water works, so it makes sense. I just didn't realize I could get enough to cut through wooden bars.

So... does this mean you have to take a drink?

[ ...was that how this game worked? She wasn't sure. ]

[privateeyed]

What the fuck can't you do with your magical water shit? Geez. [as always, he sounds impressed about it, because he is. What the hell]

. . . uh. No, cuz you're supposed to say stuff you've never done. So if I said I've never been to jail, then you'd drink 'cuz you have been. That's how it works.

[watermarks]

[Because waterbending is awesome, and because you're her friend Ben, she's not going to let the magical water bit go - because it's important to her:] It's called waterbending.

[ And she can't use it to get him to stop saying 'fuck', then again she hasn't really tried? ]

Oh. That's harder. [ She's... done a lot of stuff. ]

[privateeyed]

Ain't that hard. Watch -

[are you ready for this, Katara? Look at this innocent face]

Never got to third base with a girl.

[there it is, pure innocence - wait]

[watermarks]

[ Oh moon and stars-- ]

What? No! I'm not talking about that!

[privateeyed]

[........]

You don't gotta talk about it - just drink if you have, that's all.

[watermarks]

No! [ STILL BLUSHING, INDIGNANT. ] That's nobody's business! That's so rude!

[privateeyed]

[oh my god]

That's the point of the game, Katara. Figuring shit out about people and being rude about it.

[watermarks]

It doesn't have to be that rude! That sort of stuff should be really private!

[ GOSH. ]

[privateeyed]

How is it that rude? We're all adults here, no one gives a fuck.

Fine, you want something boring instead? I've never had 20/20 vision. There, boring.

[watermarks]

It's rude because that sort of thing is supposed to be personal! [ What is WITH you that you don't see that? ]

Fine, yes, that's better. [ She can take a sip of her milkshake to that. ]

[privateeyed]

[as long as it doesn't slide into certain territories with him, he doesn't have a "personal" limit] Whatever, fine, I'll try not to be personal.

Can't even give a good story about it, how is that better?

[watermarks]

[Flatly, and without the slightest trace of embarrassment:] Because it's not about sex.

[privateeyed]

Just 'cuz I went in that direction doesn't mean I wanna actually talk about it. I meant in general. Stories in general.

[watermarks]

Well, then go for something less boring than vision clarity and less rude than sex!

[ She pauses, and replays that sentence in her head. Then she laughs a little. ] See! I told you this game was hard.

[privateeyed]

Whatever.

[he rolls his eyes] It isn't that hard. It's your turn, though.

[watermarks]

[ She huffs. Well, fine, she can think of something that will make him drink. ] Never have I ever tried any alcohol.

[ ...look, that's nicer than the cyborg option. ]

[privateeyed]

Not yet. [he says, taking a drink. His nose wrinkles a little] One day you'll give in.

[he just has to tease her long enough that she gets frustrated and gives in]

Never have I ever gone on a road trip.

[watermarks]

Maybe. Probably not.

[Anyway, by any standard definition... Katara has to take a drink for that one. Even if technically, they were on Appa, and not on the road.]

Never have I ever... graduated from any kind of formal education.

[privateeyed]

[his nose wrinkles as he takes a drink]

I don't know why high school would count, but whatever. Formal education, sure.

I've never had hair longer than my shoulders.

[implying it has been that long at least once in his life]

[watermarks]

[ She takes a sip of her milkshake while staring at him suspiciously. ]

Are you just picking things that are obvious about me? Because that doesn't seem like a fun way to win this game. What am I supposed to say next, 'Never have I ever had a mechanical eye?'

[privateeyed]

I'm picking things I have never done, as per the rules. [he says it in that monotone where he's clearly lying and absolutely picking things that are obvious about her]

You can say that. I mean, it'd get me to drink. But seriously - my hair's never been that long. Been long-ish, but I cut it before it got crazy.

[watermarks]

[She gives him a look.] There's nothing crazy about guys having long hair.

[Plenty of guys from home have hair as long as hers, though most seemed to keep it about shoulder-length. Though... she doesn't think it would suit him.]