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[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Malum
When: Right now

[Hey, it's everyone's favourite demon. Or...at least a demon that some people have a positive opinion on. Same difference. Queen's Another One Bites The Dust plays in the background as he gives the camera a grin.]

So. While we all sit here, waiting for whatever fresh bullshit Atroma drops on us next, I thought we might have a little bit of fun, that we haven't done in a while. Lets have ourselves a little game of Never Have I Ever. It'll get you to know one another and let me in on your secrets, because I have to get my kicks somewhere. The idea is, you give a statement, if that statement is true for anyone, they don't take a drink, if it isn't, then they drink.

Basically, the less messed up your life is, the more wasted you're probably going to get.

You can do it over video, or you can come and drink at the bar. If you're underage and believe in rules, you can have slushies. You can have it in blue flavour or blue flavour. I'll even start. [AHEM] Never Have I Ever stolen a car.

[He takes a drink from the wine glass that's suddenly appeared in front of him. Was it always there?]

See? Easy.

[[ooc: Feel free to threadjack one another here, it's a free-for all!]]

Comments

[tempredmental]

Heh... I guess. I'm part of a team, and most of them are here, so... [shrug]

You ever think of trying? You know... to make a change?

[privateeyed]

How many is "most"?

[his nose wrinkles] I mean - yeah, once. I tried to be less - I don't know, me, and it ended up biting me in the ass big time. I'm not - like that to everyone, though. I try not to be, anyway, at least to folks who don't deserve it.

It's just most people idiots and I got no brain-to-mouth filter sometimes. And I don't really care what people think anymore.

[tempredmental]

Well... five out of six? Seven if we count Coran.

[He shrugged a little.] So 'most'.

I guess that's okay. I uh... I ended up getting put into a spot, though, where I probably have to start making good impressions with people, so I have to start being careful.

[privateeyed]

Huh. Like I said, lot of you kids doing the space shit.

[his nose wrinkles just a little more, but there's something of a look of understanding on his face] Don't let careful end up turning you into a pushover, though. Don't need to be nice and shit to make a good impression - even I can do that.

[tempredmental]

[Keith shrugged. He supposed it was a lot, but he was from a school of a bunch of people who wanted to go to space, so it wasn't really a lot to him.]

I guess? I mean... I'm still me. I just have a lot more responsibility now.

It's not bad. I wasn't ready before, but... well, it's just my place, I guess.

[privateeyed]

I mean, to be fair, you're also a kid - [he pauses, squints at the screen] - maybe a kid, probably, I'm bad with guessing ages - so you'll figure it out. Balance or whatever.

Though if responsibility is the key to being less of an asshole, then I really fucked up, cuz I lost all of mine. [he lays the sarcasm on just a bit more, cuz he's joking around] Maybe that's where I went wrong.

[tempredmental]

[Keith chuckled a little.]

Could be. I don't know.

[He shrugged.]

Time got weird back home, so... I guess I'm around 21. Some people call me a kid, still. But, I'm pretty sure we've been away from Earth for at least a year and a half. And then, I was stuck in a section of space for a while where time moved differently. It was two years for me, but only maybe a few weeks or a month for everyone else.

[privateeyed]

[space shit, time fuckery shit. One day he'll meet someone who comes from somewhere entirely normal]

I'm not even going to ask how that even works, the fuck.

But all right, not a kid. Mostly. [he's still got ten years on Keith, god damn]

[tempredmental]

Hah, yeah. I don't get it, either, and I experienced it.

[Sometimes, Keith didn't really feel like a kid, but that was probably because he grew up too fast.]