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[canofmanji]

Who: Manji and you
Broadcast: Yes
Action: On the planet
When: Right now!

[One afternoon Manji opens up his communicator.] Kogarasumaru! [He speaks with confidence that he probably shouldn't have.] You remember our fight, right? Well, I'm ready if you are. Shall I meet you at your dojo or somewhere on this junk of a planet? [Thanks to this thread Manji has a fight to pick. He could just call Kogarasumaru out privately, but he hasn't figured out how to do that just yet.]

Action: Junker Racing

[You know what else Manji can do that's really dumb? Try driving a car in a junker race with one arm. How hard can driving a car be when the most advance transportation you've ever driven was a horse?

And-- opps, yup. He's just crashed. In a spectacular fashion. Good thing he's immortal? Still, he may need a hand out of that wreckage.]

Comments

Opps!

[canofmanji]

I dunno what a lich is, but I don't think I am. I'm just a normal human who got a bit of a curse put on him.

[krammbunctious]

Curse? [The ridges over Kramm's eyes peak as if they were eyebrows in a look of disbelief.] That looks like a boon if you ask me!

[canofmanji]

A boon? [Manji scuffs.] Not likely. Do you know how sloppy my sword work has gotten? What's the point of being good if no one can kill you? Trust me. These worms that were put into me are a curse. I should have died long ago. Now I'm stuck watching the world go by until I kill a thousand evil men and that's harder than it sounds.

[krammbunctious]

Mmm. 'Specially in a place like this, right? Kind of limited stock.

[Worms? Weird. But he's all for killing evil people. He resists the urge to reach out and poke a worm (it's tough, but he does it!), then straightens and crosses his arms.]

What's your count so far?

[canofmanji]

[He will have trouble touching one as the worms are under his skin, but where the injury is still healing Kramm will likely see the skin move like there is something crawling underneath it.]

Not sure. It's hard to keep count of who's actually evil and who just make stupid decisions, but I'm pretty sure I'm not close yet.

[krammbunctious]

Could you like, set something up? Like an evil test?

Oh, maybe do that so you know who'd bad, then have a party for all of them so you can take out a bunch at once!

[He's super proud he thought of this. Also seeing that movement under Manji's skin gives him the shivers but he's trying not to think about it now. Yeah, maybe cursed is right.]

[canofmanji]

Uh huh. [Do you see this face, Kramm? It's his highly unimpressed look.]

What would you suggest I put on an evil test?

[krammbunctious]

[Hah! Kramm will see your unimpressed and raise you an entirely too optomistic grin.]

Put them in a room full of puppies. If they kick the puppies, they're bad. Easy.

[canofmanji]

[Don't laugh. Don't encourage this way of thinking. Don't do it!!!

Nope. He can't stop himself. Manji grins at Kramm's enthusiasm over this plan. Even if he will continue to poke holes into it.]

And I'm just, what? Suppose to invite every single person on each planet into this room full of puppies to see who kicks one?

[krammbunctious]

Well, if you want to get to your one-thousand kills in any sort of a timely manner, ah, yeah.

[canofmanji]

You know what. I'll keep that in mind and keep an eye open for anyone who goes around kicking puppies.

You've never done that sort of thing, right?

[krammbunctious]

Kick puppies, no.

[He's usually pretty humble, except in matters of strength, but thinking back on good and evil things he's done his expression gets a little soft.]

In fact, once I, ah, adopted a Goblin.

[canofmanji]

[Manji laughs loudly.] A goblin, huh? I heard those are ugly shits! So you're no where near evil!

[krammbunctious]

Yeah, I think I'm good.

[Ugh and now he's brought up Kurt and he misses the little guy ...] He wasn't too bad, for a goblin. Just needed a bit of direction.

[canofmanji]

Let me guess; you were there to help with that, right?