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[ananym]

Who: Alucard + You
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: SS Red Fish
When: Right now!

[ broadcast. ]

[ when alucard woke up, he saw metal and wondered briefly if he was trapped in another coffin. but clarity comes soon after and he notices the bright, strange lights. similar to the kind that reside in his father's castle but . . . better developed. smoother, even. alucard rises into the air before letting his feet touch the ground. strange as this may seem, alucard isn't one to panic. answers will come and he will find them. at the very least, this does not seem to be his father's work.

one could consider that a mercy.

after some time, alucard finally finds the communicator and manages to turn it on. people would notice immediately that he is extremely pale and handsome. they would also notice he's bare chested. when he speaks, it's polite and soft. ]

Greetings.

[ a pause as alucard wonders if it is working. still he forges on. ]

I seem to be missing a few of my clothes. Particularly my shirt. Where might I find some?

Comments

[abracafcku]

More like you, my dude. Taako's a nice golden syrup color, S Ranked Premium at a minimum, natch.

[ananym]

Premium corn syrup?

[ yes. very appetizing. ]

[abracafcku]

Now I feel like you're just being obtuse on purpose. Maple syrup, duh. Only the highest quality.

[ananym]

I have never heard of it.

[ he's from the 1400s. ]

[abracafcku]

....What? Really? You've never heard of maple syrup?

[ananym]

Should I have?

[abracafcku]

Well yeah? What else are you gonna put on your breakfast foods? Nothing's better on pancakes than pure golden maple syrup and butter, my dude! It's a staple!

[ananym]

[ alucard gives him a minute before speaking. ]

Pancakes?

[abracafcku]

....

[He takes a deep breath to center himself.]

What ungodly world do you come from that pancakes don't exist? This has to be rectified. This is insane.

[ananym]

I would not call it ungodly. Merely . . . behind.

[abracafcku]

Well, we're rectifying that. Come by the First Breath or the Iskaulit's restaurant, the Melting Pot, sometime and I'll show you the beauty of breakfast.

[ananym]

I'll be sure to visit.

[abracafcku]

Please do. So you can truly understand the glory that is my cooking. I wasn't a celebrity chef for nothing.

[ananym]

[ whatever that means. ]

I plan to.

[abracafcku]

[IT MEANS HE'S AMAZING, ALUCARD. Gosh, stop living under a rock now that you're....no longer living literally under a city, oops.]

Good. I'll see you around then, handsome.