Fanmail Kiosk Strikes Again

[scalpelofmarmora]

Who: Ulaz and you!
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: anyone who might be on the Blameless
When: today



So... I decided I would finally check this fanmail kiosk. Let's see what has been said.

First one: "You are my favorite cat person" ... thank you... for that. I can say I have never been told that before.

Second one: "How do you keep your fur so nice and smooth?"

[He's really trying not to give the communicator a weird look for the cat questions]

It's not that long to begin with so it usually doesn't get too out of hand. Taking care of it helps, keeping it clean, occasionally with something if it becomes dry. Biffy has been a big help with finding the products.

[Shameless plug for Biffy...]

Third: "Like Z.O.M.G. Uliro is my O.T.P" ... I think I will need help translating this one.

Fourth: "Do you ever get a stiff neck from having to duck through all the doorways all the time?" Yes, I do. It is hard when the ship is not designed for your height. There isn't much to be done about it I'm afraid.

Fifth: "Is everything proportional?" ... Is everything proportional?

[There's a very faint sound like someone trying to whisper the explanation to him. He does also glance over in that direction before turning back]

I haven't noticed any fruit that is larger than a household chair so I'd assume everything is proportional.

I think that's all the questions I have time to answer at the moment. Thank you.

[And right before he cuts the video feed there's the sound of someone saying "that's not wha-" ... but then it's gone]

[ooc: Kirk is the background whispering]

Comments

[Video]

[padadin]

[And nobody is surprised!]

That's good to hear. But even if it doesn't worry you, we can fix what is fixable. If we land on an appropriate system next, we can get some customize items for you. Chair is a given. Do you need a better bed too?

[Video]

[scalpelofmarmora]

[Of course. Ulaz certainly isn't, but at the same time he is... because he forgets here others did care]

A longer bed would be appreciated if possible. Make it a little easier.

[Video]

[padadin]

A bed it is. That's simple enough, our luck would have to be awful to arrive to a planet with no beds.

[Considering Atroma and their tastes, Shiro wouldn't be surprised if they do arrive to such a place.]

Anything else? What about tools? Do you need them to be bigger?

[Video]

[scalpelofmarmora]

Unless it is entirely in the middle of nowhere, there may be options.

[He has the briefest thought if there are to ask Biffy for his opinion so that the bed matches the rest of the decor]

The tools I can manage. They are not so small as to be impossible.

[padadin]

[He raises an eyebrow. That's not what he asked, Ulaz please.]

"Not impossible" doesn't equal not trouble at all. Do you need bigger tools, Ulaz?

[scalpelofmarmora]

If they were larger, it would be easier to use.

[Since that didn't seem sufficient for Shiro]

[padadin]

Then you do need bigger tools. Which means we're getting you some. See? No big deal. You need to tell me these things, Ulaz.

[Who is being a hypocrite about communication now...]

[scalpelofmarmora]

[They are mutual hypocrites]

I will try to remember to do that.