Fanmail Kiosk Strikes Again

[scalpelofmarmora]

Who: Ulaz and you!
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: anyone who might be on the Blameless
When: today



So... I decided I would finally check this fanmail kiosk. Let's see what has been said.

First one: "You are my favorite cat person" ... thank you... for that. I can say I have never been told that before.

Second one: "How do you keep your fur so nice and smooth?"

[He's really trying not to give the communicator a weird look for the cat questions]

It's not that long to begin with so it usually doesn't get too out of hand. Taking care of it helps, keeping it clean, occasionally with something if it becomes dry. Biffy has been a big help with finding the products.

[Shameless plug for Biffy...]

Third: "Like Z.O.M.G. Uliro is my O.T.P" ... I think I will need help translating this one.

Fourth: "Do you ever get a stiff neck from having to duck through all the doorways all the time?" Yes, I do. It is hard when the ship is not designed for your height. There isn't much to be done about it I'm afraid.

Fifth: "Is everything proportional?" ... Is everything proportional?

[There's a very faint sound like someone trying to whisper the explanation to him. He does also glance over in that direction before turning back]

I haven't noticed any fruit that is larger than a household chair so I'd assume everything is proportional.

I think that's all the questions I have time to answer at the moment. Thank you.

[And right before he cuts the video feed there's the sound of someone saying "that's not wha-" ... but then it's gone]

[ooc: Kirk is the background whispering]

Comments

[scalpelofmarmora]

And you think others have noticed as well?

[dandyofawolf]

There is not a single doubt in mind about that, Ulaz.

[scalpelofmarmora]

I suppose this is something I better take into better consideration, how others may see the way Shiro and I interact.

[dandyofawolf]

I don't think it's so terrible that others have noticed such a thing. Rather it's just a matter of what you two feel comfortable with in the end.

[scalpelofmarmora]

It is something that I have not considered for many years. I would imagine that Shiro hasn't considered it either. So I suppose this is the way it should remain for a time.

[dandyofawolf]

Rather than decide that for him, perhaps that is something you two should decide together?

I just wanted to use this icon

[scalpelofmarmora]

... That is probably true. It is not something I have had to consider for years.

[dandyofawolf]

Precisely why it is important that it is discussed rather than taking the decision away from him. Perhaps you two will feel that now is not a good time or perhaps you will realize maybe you'd like to give it a try. What's important to any relationship, friendship or romantic, is communication.

[scalpelofmarmora]

Then I will have to discuss it with him when it is a good time. Right now I don't believe it is.

[dandyofawolf]

That is both appropriate and understandable.

[scalpelofmarmora]

I may ask for your advice if when the subject is approached further.

[dandyofawolf]

[Inwardly he's so pleased with himself for helping to really plant this seed.

Outwardly he just gives a kind smile.]

I would be honored to help you if you feel you want my advice when the time comes.

[scalpelofmarmora]

[Biffy... the sneaky shipping werewolf]

We can speak more on it later.

[dandyofawolf]

Enjoy the rest of your letters, Ulaz.