Libuscha IV System Mingle (no. 1)

[necromanswers]

Who: Everyone! OTA!
Broadcast: sure why not
Action: yeahhhhhh
When: 11/12 to 1/4 (minus 12/26)


It's Candlenights! Or Christmas! Or whatever! It's festive! Go celebrate, explore, go get free stuff from a tree!!

More importantly it's a mingle!

--SYSTEM INFORMATION--

Comments

[necromanswers]

Technically 99 years, since world 100 and 101 happened here, but yeah, that's what I'm claiming.

[She grins. So he knows about elves, but not their lifespans, huh.]

[coinstability]

[He has a dictionary definition and that's it. Something that Connor is finding vastly inadequate in the amount of information he has, versus what Lup is actually telling him.]

...How old are you?

[necromanswers]

Don't you know it's rude to ask a lady her age?

[She says, not looking especially ladylike in a spelunking miner's cave. It's also said teasingly- a moment after whatever his reaction is, she shrugs.]

A little over 200, by last count. Things can get kinda hazy in the early years for most folk.

[coinstability]

Is it?

[A genuine question there. Between a lack of sarcasm experience and a surplus of police questioning ability, he didn't think it that rude a question. ...well, maybe he was a bit incredulous in asking it.]

I take it that elves have a much longer lifespan than humans do, then. Most humans only live to approximately eighty years of age.

[necromanswers]

Joke, just a joke. Well, some girls might be offended, but it's all good.

[She nods- that lifespan sounds about right for the humans of her world, too.]

Elves can live for more than 700 years, and we don't age much after 20 or 30. At least, that's how it works with the elves of my planer system.

[coinstability]

[Well, that's good to know. One to file away in social protocols.]

That's an incredible length of time. There aren't any sentient beings on Earth who live anywhere near that long.

[necromanswers]

That sounds normal, yeah. How long do androids live?

[Since he seems awfully sentient to her.]

[coinstability]

We can self-sustain for decades, but it's a bit of an open question. Androids like myself were only created twenty years ago.

[There's also the small matter of androids being regularly junked in favour of getting new models. Connor suspects that the RT600s in Kamski's house are probably the oldest ones in existence, if the man had kept them from the very first production.]

[necromanswers]

Awww, then you're just a baby! You've got a fun life of discovery ahead of you, bud.

[The elven concept of adulthood is a bit weird, sorry. Though her tone isn't especially condescending.]

[coinstability]

[Even if it weren't skewed, Connor's definitely a baby by most metrics. And it's a joke, he knows that. That doesn't mean he doesn't look put out by it.]

What-- no, that's not a good comparison.

[necromanswers]

[Awww, is he embarrassed? It really is hard to tell he's not human. She laughs, giving his shoulder a playful pat.]

No, no, don't you worry about a thing! Your new Auntie Lup will take good care of you. Now, come on! There's gemstones to loot.

[coinstability]

[It's a good thing he didn't say how old he actually is, or he guesses this would be much worse. Connor huffs, straightening his tie and nodding. Maybe he can outrun this conversation on the way.]

Okay, sure. Let's go.