wallachia man fights spaceship, loses.

[miraclewhip]

Who: Trevor Fucking Belmont
Broadcast: Network - OTA
Action: On the Marsiva for about 12 seconds before being beamed off to the Vanquish
When: Immediately before/during/after the Shuffle.

[ Is he trying to beat up the Marsiva? Yes, he is trying to beat up the Marsiva. Just slamming his shoulder and fists into a wall over and over. This continues for maybe a couple of seconds before he's not there anymore.

He yelps and backs away quickly from the very colourful, paper-based attack that gets launched at him as soon as he arrives on the Vanquish ] The fuck?!

[ He takes a moment to get his bearings. This one's smaller than the last one. And then he's yelling, in no direction in particular because what he's addressing is the Marsiva- ]

Get back here and fight me, you cowardly fucking castle! Don't try to hide behind your children!

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[Action - Vanquished]

[canofmanji]

[Manji is braying with laughter at the spectacle over the device. Is this what he sounded like when he first arrived and thought the voices were some sort of demon? When it happened to him it wasn't funny, but now that it was happening to someone else it was hilarious!

Wait a second. He knows that background because it's the very ship he's on! Manji doesn't respond to the broadcast instead going and searching for the confused Belmont.]

Did you just call the ship a castle and did you really just suggest that it has children? [Manji is a rough looking samurai with a katana strapped to his waist and dressed in a black and white kimono. His left arm is completely missing and so is his right eye. A large scar running down the side of his face where his right eye should be. Two more across his nose and forehead make him a face to remember as he suddenly walks through the door doing his best to contain his laughter.]

you are either going to be his new bff or his new least favourite person congrats

[miraclewhip]

The fuck else do you call them? It's got veins [ ...pipes and wires ]. It moves about. And there's littler ones of it.

[ Thus: clearly it must be a living thing that is able to reproduce. ]

And it's a fucking coward.

These two are surprisingly very alike! I'm super excited for them to meet either way

[canofmanji]

[Manji cocks his head to the side with a smirk because the guy has a point and he's never looked at the wires that way.] Heh. I see your point. I went the demon route myself, but no, apparently this is a space ship, or some sort of shit like that.

[He loses his barely contained laughter when Trevor calls them cowards.] BUW HA! You at least got that part right! The people responsible for all this shit are fucking cowards! But they won't care if you beat up their little homes for us so save yourself the trouble and just stop.

between them they have one pair of good eyes

[miraclewhip]

A space. Ship.

[ He has to give that some thought, because it sounds familiar. And- yup, he knows what a spaceship is. He's not exactly used to knowing things, so that's unusual. ]

That's- a ship. For sailing on- a space. Which is- [ and he has to think about this very hard ] -it's like the sea, but up. Is that right?

And at given time full of unrighteous drunken rage

[canofmanji]

You are asking the wrong person, pal. You can ask one of the more science inclined types in the fleet, but I've found it's best not to think too hard on the how and also the why I know any of it to begin with. It's a ship. It's got air. It's movin' around. Good enough for me.

[A brief pause.] Don't ask a guy named Flug who says he's a scientist. Guy wears a bag on his head. I'm not sure he's all there.

[miraclewhip]

Not worth worrying about too much, I suppose. The more important question is what the fuck kind of a name is Flug?

[ And speaking of names, he extends a hand. ]

Trevor. I suppose I'll be a guest here for now.

[canofmanji]

A shit one. [He answers with a chuckle. There's a small delay as Manji wasn't exactly perfectly practice in the art of the handshake just yet. He also squeezes possibly a little too hard, but it may come across more as someone unsure of their strength and less like an attempt to intimidate.] Manji. And, yeah, unless you transfer ships there's a bed here for you until we get off this crazy show.

And lucky for you we just got rid of our crappy captain. [Katie was a perfectly fine and nice captain. Manji just hated her because he got in an argument with her on his first day in the fleet and never did win a fight against her.]

You also from Earth?