wallachia man fights spaceship, loses.

[miraclewhip]

Who: Trevor Fucking Belmont
Broadcast: Network - OTA
Action: On the Marsiva for about 12 seconds before being beamed off to the Vanquish
When: Immediately before/during/after the Shuffle.

[ Is he trying to beat up the Marsiva? Yes, he is trying to beat up the Marsiva. Just slamming his shoulder and fists into a wall over and over. This continues for maybe a couple of seconds before he's not there anymore.

He yelps and backs away quickly from the very colourful, paper-based attack that gets launched at him as soon as he arrives on the Vanquish ] The fuck?!

[ He takes a moment to get his bearings. This one's smaller than the last one. And then he's yelling, in no direction in particular because what he's addressing is the Marsiva- ]

Get back here and fight me, you cowardly fucking castle! Don't try to hide behind your children!

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[tallasaking]

[... right sometimes there are just no words. Tyrion is just going to stare at this for a moment, before he goes and fetches some candied nuts. Then he is going to continue to watch this insane man attack the ship.]

[miraclewhip]

[ It takes him a little more thrashing about to encounter a network station, and a man who is clearly, clearly stuck inside it. He frowns, placing a hand against the glass door to his prison. ]

Shit- how long have you been stuck in there? Tell me how to open this door, I'll get you out.

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[intend]

[Sypha's been keeping a low profile, trying to get a handle on things and figure them out first. She figures it's the best course of action until she's more confident in the way things work, and then she can pose the important questions.

Leave it to this asshole to not even think of not making a scene. So here's the Speaker, already resisting the urge to pinch the bridge of her nose in exasperation.]

Belmont, stop that.

[miraclewhip]

[ He hears Sypha's voice before anything else, and that does make him stop that and look around for the source of it. It takes him a moment to locate a network station and- sure enough, Sypha's stuck inside it.

Which is why she looks so annoyed, right? Because he was about to smash up the castle while she's stuck inside- whatever this is. There's something- off when he tries to think, some explanation for this situation that's just on the edge of his mind and that shouldn't be there.

But that only happens when he tries to think. And he doesn't do that much. ]

Fuck. Fuck. Hang on, I'll get you out of there.

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[outstandingbalance]

Well, that's one way to look at it.

[The wrong way, probably, but all things considered Natasha doesn't feel deeply inclined to start dissecting the problems with that particular paradigm. If he thinks the Marsiva is a castle, it's close enough for now.]

Welcome aboard?

I am so sorry for saddling your ship with this idiot

[miraclewhip]

[ He should know what's going on. He has the knowledge to not be making this big scene implanted into him, same as everyone else. It's just accessing that knowledge requires actually thinking for more than two seconds.

Aka that thing he never does. ]

Shit, shit. How many people has this fucking castle swallowed up?

[ Because that's what this place is, surely. Dracula's castle. It's the only place in the world that has all of these things - the torches that light themselves without fire, the great metal veins carrying hot water and lightning. ]

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[ananym]

[ it is . . . so tempting to pretend he doesn't know who this is. so tempting. alucard can't believe he's hinging his hopes on . . . this.

but eventually, this just gets sad and he turns on the feed. ]

Stop attacking the walls, Belmont.

srry alucard your human is terrible

[miraclewhip]

[ Is this Alucard's fault? It's probably Alucard's fault. If in doubt, blame whoever has the pointiest teeth. ]

The fuck?! A warning would have been nice! I thought we were going to find the castle, not just fucking end up here!

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[intend]

[Oh, good. Someone else to help her deal with Trevor and his... existing. Sypha does actually smile somewhat at seeing him.]

Alucard. Are you well?

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[canofmanji]

[Manji is braying with laughter at the spectacle over the device. Is this what he sounded like when he first arrived and thought the voices were some sort of demon? When it happened to him it wasn't funny, but now that it was happening to someone else it was hilarious!

Wait a second. He knows that background because it's the very ship he's on! Manji doesn't respond to the broadcast instead going and searching for the confused Belmont.]

Did you just call the ship a castle and did you really just suggest that it has children? [Manji is a rough looking samurai with a katana strapped to his waist and dressed in a black and white kimono. His left arm is completely missing and so is his right eye. A large scar running down the side of his face where his right eye should be. Two more across his nose and forehead make him a face to remember as he suddenly walks through the door doing his best to contain his laughter.]

you are either going to be his new bff or his new least favourite person congrats

[miraclewhip]

The fuck else do you call them? It's got veins [ ...pipes and wires ]. It moves about. And there's littler ones of it.

[ Thus: clearly it must be a living thing that is able to reproduce. ]

And it's a fucking coward.

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[jolting]

Are you seriously calling a castle a coward?

[miraclewhip]

It's fucking running away. So yes.

[ Obviously. ]

vanquished!!

[paraclete]

[Not one to fluster, Kaworu pokes his head around the nearest doorway just as the last of the colorful confetti is fluttering to the floor. He's also smiling, because he tends to, although it's a perfunctory sort of thing. He blinks his mild red eyes a couple of times, and then tilts his head a little further, with the corner of his mouth lifting that much more.]

No, no, [he says kindly,] we don't have any babies like that here. Not the warring kind.

[miraclewhip]

The fuck do you call this, then? [ And he gestures to. The entire ship around them. ]

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[dreamvour]

[. . .]

Ahh . . . I've never heard someone call a castle a coward before . . .

[miraclewhip]

You've never run into Dracula's fucking castle before, then. It pulls this 'running away' shit all the time.

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[tough_love]

[This was only convincing Looma she made the right choice staying inside the ship rather than doing anything outside. Have a giant red fourthree-eyed alien giving you such a look, Belmont.]

Where are you from that a castle can have children?

[Or hear people. Oooor understand bravery, or lack thereof. Or able to do anything but just sit there being all castle-y, for that matter.]

[miraclewhip]

Castles do all kinds of weird shit. Heard about walls full of chickens, once-

[ And halfway through that, he actually looks at the network station rather than just talking back to it while menacing a nearby wall and- ]

-the fuck are you?!

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[abracafcku]

[Oh. Oh. This is precious. This is a gift. This is an angry screaming man yelling about castles having children.

How will he react to seeing an elf? An elf that has a big ol' wizard's hat practically dripping with baubles and flowers and all manner of decoration all over it and himself that is grinning like a moron at this other moron yelling at a hunk of flying metal in space.

Some days it pays to pay attention to the network.]

Are you opposed to beating up a castle's children? Are they even considered children if they're just mini-castles? Can castles have children?

[miraclewhip]

Of course not. Probably. Maybe if they were crying or something it'd get weird.

[ He doesn't relish the idea of beating up baby castles, but he totally will. Speaking of things he will totally beat up- ]

The fuck's with your ears? [ You know who has pointy ears? Vampires. That's who. ]

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[theladyofwinterfell]

Unfortunately, it's not a castle and quite cowardly indeed.

( Sansa had perked up at the mention of the word castle, something she's intimately familiar with, and seeing this man's anger at being trapped was something she could identify with. She hadn't been angry on her first arrival to the Fleet, no, but she had been confused, afraid and frustrated. Anger is a natural enough stem from that. )

It's...you're familiar with ships that go over water, yes? It's a ship that sails through sky.

[miraclewhip]

[ See, everyone else? She managed to explain it just fine! Gosh. ]

Well shit. And the- hot water and lightning veins? I've only seen those on the castle.

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[sandywolf]

I would suggest not trying to destroy the ship, as they are the only thing between you and certain death unless you can breathe in the void of space.

[Maybe you can, but just in case you can't, better be forewarned.]

[miraclewhip]

Why would I not be able to breathe in space?

[ Sorry, he's an idiot. ]