miraclewhip: for every mistake in his life (Wallachia man blames 'spooky shit')
Trevor 'The Bear Situation' Belmont ([personal profile] miraclewhip) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2018-11-25 11:56 am

wallachia man fights spaceship, loses.

Who: Trevor Fucking Belmont
Broadcast: Network - OTA
Action: On the Marsiva for about 12 seconds before being beamed off to the Vanquish
When: Immediately before/during/after the Shuffle.

[ Is he trying to beat up the Marsiva? Yes, he is trying to beat up the Marsiva. Just slamming his shoulder and fists into a wall over and over. This continues for maybe a couple of seconds before he's not there anymore.

He yelps and backs away quickly from the very colourful, paper-based attack that gets launched at him as soon as he arrives on the Vanquish ]
The fuck?!

[ He takes a moment to get his bearings. This one's smaller than the last one. And then he's yelling, in no direction in particular because what he's addressing is the Marsiva- ]

Get back here and fight me, you cowardly fucking castle! Don't try to hide behind your children!
intend: <user name="malagraphic"> (will you come with me)

[personal profile] intend 2018-11-27 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure we have to worry about that right now.

[She's doing her best to figure it all out while communicating with him.]

You're in one piece, correct?
intend: <user name="malagraphic"> (place to place)

[personal profile] intend 2018-11-27 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Sypha could say he's not useless, but she's not in the mindset to address his multitudes of issues right now. Instead, she'll focus on pretty much anything else.]

It's a ship, not a boat. You probably won't need your whip for a while here, and at least you're all right.

[She lets out a 'hmm' noise.]

If you can, find out the name of the ship you're on now.
intend: <user name="malagraphic"> (a bit lonely)

[personal profile] intend 2018-11-28 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh glorious day, etc etc. If he's looking at the screen, he'll see her nod.]

I'm on board one known as the Caprine. Somehow, I don't believe the names are indicative of much.

[Now give her some time to chat with Alucard and then--]

We need to speak with Alucard personally.
intend: <user name="malagraphic"> (good for you too)

[personal profile] intend 2018-11-28 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[The sheer idea of Trevor manning a space vessel is enough to have Sypha's life flash before her eyes, so it's an absolute given that she'll be piloting the shuttle.]

I'll go to your ship. There are smaller vessels to travel between places, so we're meeting Alucard on a different one known as the Iskaulit.
intend: <user name="malagraphic"> (box of spells about penises)

[personal profile] intend 2018-11-29 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[That is still so not how this works. But whatever, at least he's not objecting yet.]

So I'll take your lack of argument as compliance. Good.