wallachia man fights spaceship, loses.

[miraclewhip]

Who: Trevor Fucking Belmont
Broadcast: Network - OTA
Action: On the Marsiva for about 12 seconds before being beamed off to the Vanquish
When: Immediately before/during/after the Shuffle.

[ Is he trying to beat up the Marsiva? Yes, he is trying to beat up the Marsiva. Just slamming his shoulder and fists into a wall over and over. This continues for maybe a couple of seconds before he's not there anymore.

He yelps and backs away quickly from the very colourful, paper-based attack that gets launched at him as soon as he arrives on the Vanquish ] The fuck?!

[ He takes a moment to get his bearings. This one's smaller than the last one. And then he's yelling, in no direction in particular because what he's addressing is the Marsiva- ]

Get back here and fight me, you cowardly fucking castle! Don't try to hide behind your children!

Comments

[miraclewhip]

Of course I have.

[ Well. Not often. And only rarely out of any form of self-control. But when you get drunk as often as Trevor does, sheer law of numbers is on your side when it comes to ever having been stopped at any specific number of drinks. ]

[ananym]

No doubt coin was an issue then.

[ this is so petty, but alucard can't help it. ]

[miraclewhip]

Or perhaps, you meddling vampire fuck, I can actually stop when I know I'm ready to.

[ 'Can' and 'will' are two very different things. ]

[ananym]

Forgive me if I'm not terribly convinced by your will power.