wallachia man fights spaceship, loses.

[miraclewhip]

Who: Trevor Fucking Belmont
Broadcast: Network - OTA
Action: On the Marsiva for about 12 seconds before being beamed off to the Vanquish
When: Immediately before/during/after the Shuffle.

[ Is he trying to beat up the Marsiva? Yes, he is trying to beat up the Marsiva. Just slamming his shoulder and fists into a wall over and over. This continues for maybe a couple of seconds before he's not there anymore.

He yelps and backs away quickly from the very colourful, paper-based attack that gets launched at him as soon as he arrives on the Vanquish ] The fuck?!

[ He takes a moment to get his bearings. This one's smaller than the last one. And then he's yelling, in no direction in particular because what he's addressing is the Marsiva- ]

Get back here and fight me, you cowardly fucking castle! Don't try to hide behind your children!

Comments

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[sandywolf]

I would suggest not trying to destroy the ship, as they are the only thing between you and certain death unless you can breathe in the void of space.

[Maybe you can, but just in case you can't, better be forewarned.]

[miraclewhip]

Why would I not be able to breathe in space?

[ Sorry, he's an idiot. ]

[sandywolf]

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you of a species that does not require air to breathe? In that case, please pardon my interruption and proceed.

[Lyall is British and from the Victorian Era, he speaks fluent sarcasm. But in this case, this is tinged with a bit of curiosity, because what if the man really can breathe in space? That would be fascinating.]

[miraclewhip]

Space is full of air - the fuck do you call all that?

[ And he gestures out of a window at- nothing in particular. Someone's too dumb to get the full value out of augment. Who even KNOWS what a vacuum is???? ]

There's a lot of shit with nothing in it. Air.

[sandywolf]

Unfortunately, it very much is not when we are out of any Planet's atmosphere. While I agree there is space and nothing in it, it is also lacking many of the components that make it breathable. Oxygen, to start with.