wallachia man fights spaceship, loses.

[miraclewhip]

Who: Trevor Fucking Belmont
Broadcast: Network - OTA
Action: On the Marsiva for about 12 seconds before being beamed off to the Vanquish
When: Immediately before/during/after the Shuffle.

[ Is he trying to beat up the Marsiva? Yes, he is trying to beat up the Marsiva. Just slamming his shoulder and fists into a wall over and over. This continues for maybe a couple of seconds before he's not there anymore.

He yelps and backs away quickly from the very colourful, paper-based attack that gets launched at him as soon as he arrives on the Vanquish ] The fuck?!

[ He takes a moment to get his bearings. This one's smaller than the last one. And then he's yelling, in no direction in particular because what he's addressing is the Marsiva- ]

Get back here and fight me, you cowardly fucking castle! Don't try to hide behind your children!

Comments

[jolting]

Apparently it's a television show.

[He shrugs] Go find some alcohol. I'm sure they've got it somewhere.

[miraclewhip]

A 'television'- [ Wait, now he's trying to figure out what that word means. And he's officially thinking about this shit. That helps. A little. ] -so I'm a mummer. Well fuck.

And here I thought I couldn't disappoint my parents any more thoroughly than I already had.

[jolting]

You're going to be popular with the viewers. I can tell already.