wallachia man fights spaceship, loses.

[miraclewhip]

Who: Trevor Fucking Belmont
Broadcast: Network - OTA
Action: On the Marsiva for about 12 seconds before being beamed off to the Vanquish
When: Immediately before/during/after the Shuffle.

[ Is he trying to beat up the Marsiva? Yes, he is trying to beat up the Marsiva. Just slamming his shoulder and fists into a wall over and over. This continues for maybe a couple of seconds before he's not there anymore.

He yelps and backs away quickly from the very colourful, paper-based attack that gets launched at him as soon as he arrives on the Vanquish ] The fuck?!

[ He takes a moment to get his bearings. This one's smaller than the last one. And then he's yelling, in no direction in particular because what he's addressing is the Marsiva- ]

Get back here and fight me, you cowardly fucking castle! Don't try to hide behind your children!

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[miraclewhip]

The fuck's a spaceship?

[ But saying that- helps? He has to consider why that phrase is familiar, and then he has to consider other new memories and- oh. Oh. ]

What the shit. What the shit. [ There's a tone of understanding behind it now, at least? He knows what's going on. Shit is still weird, but he knows what's going on. ]

[tallasaking]

[Tyrion sat patiently, waiting for the copper to drop, before he saw Trevor's eyes glint suddenly with confused understanding.]

Welcome, my friend, to the entertainment of the Atroma Lords. These boxes that you see me in, are actually communication devices that can reach each space ship in our fleet over great distances.

[miraclewhip]

Well. That's- good to know, I suppose.

[ He has questions, a lot of questions, but most of the answers seem to appear in his mind the second the he manages to put the question into words. In the end all he can really manage is- ]

-well this shit is fucked. Hope they enjoyed the scene.

[tallasaking]

This shit is completely fucked.

[He sounds remarkably cheerful about that. Probably because where he is from, everything is fucked so it is truly just status quo.]

Your viewership probably went through the roof. You are going to get many, MANY fan letters. Possibly some gifts.

[miraclewhip]

Good to know. Usually when I do stupid shit, people just throw water at me.

Shit's never been fucked in favour of him doing stupid things before. He could get used to that.

So I just fight a castle- spaceship every now and then and that keeps everyone happy? I can do that.

[tallasaking]

Oh do not assume that you are not going to still have water thrown at you. Probably worse things.

[He snorted softly.]

Ah, if only. Although fighting the spaceship will be needed. Repeatedly.