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Sypha Belnades (is a whole ass mood) ([personal profile] intend) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2018-11-28 10:34 pm

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Who: Sypha Belnades & You - (subthread for treff and alucard)
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: Caprine
When: 11/28, Afternoon

[Because the Atroma are one for drama and excitement, the camera sits on the communal dining table in the kitchen, somehow positioned perfectly to catch the culmination of what appears to be a drawn out, well fought battle between two parties.

Sypha Belnades vs. The Toaster Oven.

By now it's anyone's battle. The Speaker is crouched a few feet away from the counter and holding a baking sheet up as a shield, peering over top to monitor the menacing appliance shaking and sparking all over the counter. Once, there seems to be an opening. Sypha chances a reach to try something, but it counters! Sparks hit her hand, and she has enough.

Dropping the sheet with a loud clang, small flares form above her fingers before she whips one at the beast, which subsequently stops sparking and all but explodes instead. She manages to duck out of the way of a metallic piece of toaster, eyeing as it hits the wall behind her. It's then she catches sight of the communicator. A startled look crosses her features, and she hesitantly makes her way over.]


I don't suppose that was missed, was it? [...] Probably not.

[Well, now what? Sypha sighs and her shoulders slump.]

If anyone would be willing to explain these machines, it would be appreciated.
abracafcku: (Are you for real)

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[personal profile] abracafcku 2018-11-30 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's a toaster. It's not like it could grow twelve arms and bench press you.

[Just blow up apparently. What did she do to get it tossing Sparks like that anyway?]

As for the magics? I'm a transmutation wizard and a chef. The food here is honest to the gods some of the worst atrocities I've ever seen. Plus sometimes you just need a little magic in your life, yanno?
abracafcku: (Sassy boi)

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[personal profile] abracafcku 2018-12-03 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
It does what its name suggests - it toasts stuff. You know, light, buttery, bready toast? ....Or do you...not know what toast is?

[He just ran into someone else awhile back that was entirely bereft of knowledge about pancakes, so he can't be certain what people do and don't know about food now.]

And my craft isn't limited to anything except what spells I know and what I got available at my fingertips. Being a wizard is handy like that and being a chef jut means I had-- have more than one way to put it to use.