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[ananym]

[ there's a pretty vampire, looking into the camera curiously before speaking. ]

I have been meaning to ask. Is there anything that you have learned here that has changed your lives?

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[abracafcku]

"Hypothetically."

[Taako rolls his eyes and smirks.]

Maybe I'll let them know about it on my way outta town.

[ananym]

I think they have enough troubles as it is.

[ with the night hordes and death. ]

[abracafcku]

Yeah, they live in a place with no cops, vampires, and no concept of good breakfast foods. Honestly, what did you guys eat if not waffles and pancakes and, I dunno, biscuits and gravy if you wanna get real home-y about it.

[ananym]

I could not fully tell you what the locals do.

[ since alucard is basically Rich Kid in the 1400s. ]

Perhaps it is best to ask Trevor.

[abracafcku]

[He crinkles his nose at that suggestion.]

You mean that guy who keeps asking me what the fuck's wrong with my ears and insinuating being elven is evil? No thanks.

[ananym]

[ . . . well then. ]

He's used to a very particular lifestyle.

[abracafcku]

Sure thing, and apparently that includes being an elfist. Which, fine, whatever, you do you as long as it's far the fuck away from me with that attitude, but also? Rude.