[ one year anniversary ]

[dothelokimotion]

Who: Loki + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS First Breath
When: Today! It's a special day!

( video broadcast )

[ the feed splutters before turning on. loki is surrounded by a whole bunch of boxes. boxes as far as the eye can see. loki has started opening them while the speakers blast this song loud and clear. loki, for his part merely huffs. ]

It seems I have spent a total of a year in this place and the, ah, viewers wish to celebrate. However most of this is useless to me, so I welcome anyone else taking them into their hands.

[ which, ngl, he's into. but the gifts loki has are just . . . baffling. he holds each one up to the camera. we have the mighty thor scooter, captain chickmerica, loki on hotwheels, a masterpiece, plastic horns, disturbing panties and something for "sophisticated men" ]

Please feel free to come by to the First Breath to pick them up.

Also, this has reminded me. Since we are essentially living by this . . . awkward mortal calendar, I have decided I want a birthday. You lot should help me pick one.

[ and get him presents. this is essentially a ploy for presents. ]

Comments

video;

[necromanswers]

[She's laughing.

Yeah that's it. Just this wild, hysterical giggle with zero restraint.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ wow rude. ]

Let me know when you're done.

[necromanswers]

[have you met her?]

Okay, okay, I'm done.

[PFFFFFFFFFFT THOSE PANTIES THOUGH nope gotta laugh for another minute, sorry.]

That's some collection...!

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki huffs. ]

I cannot imagine where they scrounged all this . . . junk from.

[necromanswers]

Oooh, what if they made them? We could have some very creative fans out there! Giving you that... personal touch.

[You better believe she noticed that last one in particular.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ a very disturbing thought. ]

A little too personal, even for my tastes.

video.

[rebuildyourruins]

What the hell are those things.

[A beat, then:]

Keep the one of me aside. I want to look at it.

[dothelokimotion]

Some form of entertainment for mortals?

[ like he knows. ]

I'll be sure to save your . . . "Thor scooter".

[necromanswers]

Yeah, not gonna lie, I'd be a little afraid of touching some of those.

[Who knows where it's been!]

[Video]

[ikenai]

A birthday, hm?

[She had her first birthday party the last time she was here. How strange that someone else doesn't have an official day of birth.]

You might want to pick a day that has some significance to you. What about April 1st? I know that on old Earth, it was considered a day of pranks and merriment called "April's Fools Day". That seems to be up your alley.

You can wear your pretty tiara then.

[Hi, Loki, do you remember her?]

[dothelokimotion]

[ his face scrunches up. ew. ]

Is it always this disturbing?

[rebuildyourruins]

Some of those are just smallclothes, Loki.

[He's seen panties before, all right. He knows what they are.]

Good. I ought to see what I could be in store for if I ever get delivered something like this.

[That's the official reason. The other reason is he's honestly curious about it and kind of wants to keep it.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ he does and he nods politely at her in recognition. ]

April Fool's Day? That would be sufficient and it fits with my reputation.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he's going to throw the smallclothes at your face, just you wait. ]

It has already been a year for you, correct?

[ikenai]

[It is so nice to be remembered by those one teased and joked with when one was there before.]

I figured that it would be best if we found one that fit more for you. I was given a birthday as well. But the date is rather arbitrary at this point.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he waves a flippant hand. ]

Most dates are. But I thought it might be enjoyable to possess a "birthday".

[ikenai]

[She cracks a smile at that.]

Who doesn't want a whole day dedicated to them, complete with gifts, sweets and adoration of others?

[dothelokimotion]

[ someone gets it. ]

Precisely. Everyone deserves a day like that one.

[rebuildyourruins]

Closer to a year and a half, yes. I haven't ever gotten one of those sponsor drop things though.

[dothelokimotion]

[ a year and a half. that's a sobering thought, but loki brushes it off. ]

Well. Clearly I'm more popular than you.

[necromanswers]

What, sponsor drops? No idea, I've never had one. From what I've seen, it's pretty rare that people ever get one they actually want, though.

[ikenai]

[Well, of course Mikumo gets it. She likes attention as much as any idol.]

Well, no, I don't think that everyone does, but most people do have a day that their life is celebrated.

[dothelokimotion]

Why did they assign you one?

[ he assumed all mortals have one, of course. ]

[dothelokimotion]

Yes, this seems like an odd collection of . . . goods. Hardly befitting a God.

[necromanswers]

What's a God to a fanboy?

[Apparently not much, judging by the "gifts".]