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[slukhtis]

Who: Michael & you??
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: Marsiva, like there is anyone THERE RIGHT NOW.
When: Idk the 20th? Let say that??? don't ask me.


[ The feed flicks on and he is upside down, giving the thing the same sort of look someone would give a person who turned out to have two extra heads talking in tongues. Or if those two heads were actually snakes, or dragons. Michael turns it until he appears on an angle, then shakes it, disrupting the feed with a few erratic shakes. ]

It's broken. [ He announces to practically no one, his voice is rough - gravely - as if he hasn't been using it for a while. ] This is fucking stupid. Send me back I'd rather deal with the bullshit tower and dumb robots. I had a comfy bed there, and a room, and people that didn't smell like shit. Or rotting bodies.

[ Last he remembers Robin's still there, along with all some other people he can't be bothered remembering the names of (Tabby, he remembers Tabby at least). He'll be pissed if he disappears again. Michael scoffs, leaning back and lifting the camera above his head. ]

This place also looks like shit. Couldn't kill you to add a few more colors in here or something, my damn eyes feel like they're gonna melt.

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[onlyanapple]

[No words just yet. Just a picture:


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[principality]

Oh! What a kind welcome!

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[onlyanapple]

[Whining. You're making him look like a loser, stop it.]

See, I made an effort and you ruined it.

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[principality]

...should I not have pointed it out?

Oh!

I see now, of course.

[It was one of those "don't point out the demon being nice"-things?]

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[onlyanapple]

Ugh, it's too late now, angel.

Besides, it was sarcasm. Do we have to go over the sarcasm flashcards again?

[Yes. Forever.]

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[principality]

It's been...almost a century, hasn't it?

[ :|a ]

...have you updated them?

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[onlyanapple]

Needs must, angel. I even added things from the eighties for prosperity.

You know, that decade with the legwarmers and the Fame dancing? That one.

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[principality]

I quite liked that decade! That was the ones with the...Footloose, right?

[onlyanapple]

Yeah, and the one with the lady. Uh. Flashdance? I think that's the one.

[principality]

Flashdance, oh, that one, yes of course you'd remember that one. It's the leg warmers, isn't it?

[He smiles a bit.]

[onlyanapple]

Well, it's very memorable.

And yes, that horrible fashion faux pas.

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[slukhtis]

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[slukhtis]

[ . . . ]

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[slukhtis]

Bleh.

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[onlyanapple]

Not the rainbows sort, then?

Perhaps paint splatter is more your thing?

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[slukhtis]

Too sparkly, and happy. Makes me want to puke.

Reds are better.

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[onlyanapple]

Everyone's a critic. Hang on.

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[onlyanapple]

[slukhtis]

[ he doesn't know what he expected but it wasn't this. ]

Ugh.

[onlyanapple]

What? That is an image full of red things.

What more can you want?

[slukhtis]

Boring red things.

[onlyanapple]

Captain Scarlet is not boring. You take that back this instant.

[slukhtis]

Boooriiinnng.

[onlyanapple]

Captain Scarlet fought the Mysterions, you plebeian.

[slukhtis]

Still boring.