[video | action]

[eternallyoutrageous]

Who: Akeldama and you!
Broadcast: Fleet wide
Action: Planet side and First Breath
When: While on planet

Broadcast
[Look who finally made his way out of the ship and into the city. Of course its at night because that's the only time he can get out, when the sun goes down. Behind him is part of the underground city as he sits somewhere having a drink (it's some sort of alcohol, not the other thing)]

Now this is never something that I dreamed of seeing. The things I have seen.

[He says this dramatically, pulling out his fan and fluttering it like he might faint. He's not going to]

It does solve so many problems though with possibly being exposed to sunlight. A shame there aren't more. It truly, truly is.

Action
[Where can someone find Lord Akeldama in a place with so much to do. Shopping of course in perhaps a vain attempt to find something that would fit his particular style aesthetic.

Of course, prior to daylight hours, he must return to his ship, enjoying the space before it was time to sleep]

Comments

[child_of_luv]

What's wrong with sunlight?

[eternallyoutrageous]

Well, you see, my darling, I can positively not stand it. Being a vampire, it is quite lethal.

[child_of_luv]

[STARE.]

You're a vampire?

[eternallyoutrageous]

I am. One of the lucky few in the fleet.

[child_of_luv]

Lucky? {Minako tilted her head a little.] I guess you like being a vampire then?

[eternallyoutrageous]

I do, darling, I do. The sun is but an inconvenience. Luckily, I don’t have to partake in my usual meal here. The Atroma have at the very least been accommodating with that.

[child_of_luv]

Oh. Well, yes. That is a relief to hear.

[Minako chuckled a little nervously.]

I mean, we can't have random people getting turned into vampires or all of that, right?

[canofmanji]

Problem? With being exposed to sunlight? That's the stupidest thing I've heard of in awhile.

[eternallyoutrageous]

[A smile]

Well, perhaps for you, darling. It is quite alarming to me. Vampires do quite have problems with the sun.

[canofmanji]

Hahahaha. Yeah. Sure you are.






...you are being sarcastic right?

[eternallyoutrageous]

No, dear, I am not. I am in fact a vampire.

[canofmanji]

That's a terrible joke.






[...] There's no such things as vampires.





[...] No way that's true.

[eternallyoutrageous]

[Lets him ramble a bit with a pleasant smile]

You can certainly keep telling yourself that, darling.

[But when he smiles again, it’s a bit wider, enough to see that two teeth are considerably longer than the surrounding ones]

[poisontippedcure]

[Rose isn't eating with Akeldama, but she's eating near enough to him that she can hear him. Of course, this is an opportunity she can't resist.]

I've never known anyone so horrid that I could only bear to look at them at night. Of course, there's a first for everything.

[eternallyoutrageous]

[He looks over when the young lady speaks to him]

I don't know that I have found anyone like that either, but it is unfortunate side effect of my state of being. Vampires are wholly unable to be exposed to sunlight so I can only see friend during the moonlight hours.

[poisontippedcure]

Vampires? Truly?

[Call Rose surprised. She’d certainly heard of such creatures, but the tales she’d heard (and witnessed) were limited to voidsent.]

Perhaps I should start evacuating the cafe.

[eternallyoutrageous]

[Lord Akeldama waves his hand almost dismissively]

If you feel you must, but it is so uncivilized to just go around biting without permission. I am a gentleman and gentleman never feeds without the consent of the... donor. Besides, as unappetizing as it is, the Atroma have provided me with an adequate substitute.

[He takes out one of the capsules from his jacket pocket and shows it to her before putting it back.

Besides, how can you think a vampire in an lavender colored evening jacket and gold breeches is any sort of a threat]

[poisontippedcure]

The “donor.” That’s one way to phrase it, I suppose.

[Rose frowns again. The idea of the Atroma having enough blood on hand to give any vampire sustenance is...unsettling, to say the least. It could be something they created themselves, but more like than not...]

So, what are you doing here?

[eternallyoutrageous]

It seems to be the best way to describe it. It's not the best. I would much prefer to have my droney-poos here, but that has not happened.

[It's not really blood. Just a blood substitute. Somehow it worked]

Enjoying the nightlife, darling. It is more exciting than on the ship.

action;

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ First things first when coming to a planet with the availability - a new swimsuit. Mostly so that if Biffy or Lyall ever saw him in it again, they wouldn't rip him to metaphorical shreds. One can only take a tongue lashing from a pair of werewolves for so long, love them though he did.

Akeldama was rather hard to miss among the crowd - he stood out wherever he went, Kirk was sure, and a thought struck Kirk. He wound his way over to the vampire, smiling at him. ]</sub>

Evening, Akeldama. Do you think I could bother you for some fashion advice?

[eternallyoutrageous]

[It is never hard to spot Lord Akeldama no matter where he may be. Wearing a lavender suit certainly didn't help today. It made it that much easier to stand out.

When a familiar face approaches he smiles]

Of course, darling. I would be happy to help. What fashion questions are on your mind?

[universal_charm]

_{[ Lavender was certainly a way to stand out, Kirk would agree, but the color seemed to agree with Dama. ]}

Apparently the swimming suit I own is not my right shade of blue. I was hoping you could help my correct this, so Lyle and Biffy will finally stop giving me the stink eye.

[eternallyoutrageous]

[It is his style and it helps make sure people can find him. A win win]

Oh dear, oh dear. The wrong shade of blue? We will have to fix that. Did you bring it or would you be able to show me exactly what shade of blue it is?

[universal_charm]

It’s a very light sort of electric blue, which if I recall the many protests, has to much yellow in it. I thought it matched my eyes, but I was mistaken.

_{[ Said in the resigned tone of someone who has heard it to many times and gave up the fight. ]}

[eternallyoutrageous]

"Electric" blue. My, my, sounds like an interesting color. I suppose the best option would be to see what is the stores do provide and go from there.