[ Wow, creepypretty guy with pointy ears and an attitude problem. Well then. SMARTASS MODE: ACTIVATE. ]

Okay, let me guess... you're a member of race of extremely long-lived beings that feel the overwhelming need to roll your eyes at anyone under fifty because oh my god how can we ever get anything done with our teeny tiny lifespans, we should be in diapers or something.

[ raised eyebrow ] Am I anywhere near the mark, here?

[ Really fuck you he's a legal adult and everything. ]