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[idealistic]

Who: The crew of and anyone visiting the Wonderduck!
Broadcast: idk maybe??
Action: SS Wonderduckduckgoose
When: All of May!

[ goodness gracious! new games, new upgrades, new crew-- what better way to enjoy all of these than with a month-long mingle!! ]

Comments

[forsometimenow]

The kitchen seems more reasonable- plenty of conversations take place there, after all. And they can just edit out the boring parts, so... everyone wins.

[feathery]

Ugh.

[He ends up making a face. Very mature, really.]

No, I'm definitely not the one winning there, so I hereby revoke all listening rights to the shit I say. You hear that, Big Brother? [Announced to the most accessible wall.] You can send me the fuck home now. This is valuable copyrighted material. Your ass is about to get sued.

[forsometimenow]

[Jennifer covers her mouth to try and stifle a laugh at that.]

Wouldn't that be nice? Being able to just go home... get voted off the proverbial island if we were the worst-rated or something. I definitely wouldn't be sorry to leave.

[feathery]

Can we instate this as a real policy. Even if outer space comes off as less democracy and more dictatorship. I bet they're communists, too.

[He'll have you know he is ALL ABOUT capitalism, aight.]

[forsometimenow]

We can ask Atroma for it, but I'm not sure they'd deliver. The people running the show do make weekly broadcasts, but I have never seen them actually respond. And let's be real- everyone would then be in competition to be the worst. Could get messy.

[feathery]

Some people love a train wreck. The real secret to being the worst is making yourself so boring even the universe thinks maybe it ought to off you.

[Pause.]

Ok, that turned out more morbid than I meant it to be.

[forsometimenow]

[Jennifer smirks.]

It makes sense, though- either be boring or be purposefully incompetent so the audience doesn't want to deal with watching you.