serpentis: (I was all the while clenching)
Dᴏʀɪᴀɴ Pᴀᴠᴜs, ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴅɪsᴀsᴛᴇʀ ([personal profile] serpentis) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-05-08 06:09 pm

006 // spoiler alert

Who: Dorian Pavus
Broadcast: YOU KNOW IT! FLEET WIDE.
Action: Only if you can find him!
When: RIGHT MEOW.

[Dorian is reading from a book with a woman and a man on the gover, clearing his throat and grinning impishly.]

Ah, good afternoon. I thought I might treat you to this book I found. Let's see here...

[He flips through the pages]

“He gives us a sack of tatties of a Friday. And sometimes after kirk he delivers a haggis..." No, that started promising, but that's not it, let's see here...

[He flips through the pages, frowning to himself, occasionally looking slightly scandalized, he gets nearly through the whole book, when FINALLY.]

Ahah! Here we are.

[He clears his throat, and starts in. As he reads, he's a positive ham about it.]

“Savages such as you, such as I.” He kissed her lightly at first, his lips brushing against hers and his hands sliding down her sides.

“Is that what we are, Gavin Macgregor? Savages?” Gavin pulled away from her, sucking her lip softly between his and tasting every inch of the woman he’d loved for his entire life for the first time. He tilted his head to one side. “Ach, you may be more savage than me by twice.”

So close that their breath mixed between them, the walls around the pair seemed to vanish. Kenna slid her hands down Gavin’s arms, her fingers bouncing over every little muscle and tendon. She looked down at his chest, then back into his eyes, lost in the ocean she found.


Words, words, I don't even know half of what this man is saying...here we go...

She closed her eyes and Gavin kissed her along her jaw, behind her ear. Kenna’s skin prickled to life where he kissed, and where the heat from his palms burned through her dress.

[And then he flips the page, and then again. There are only a handful of pages left in the book.]

...that's it? I was hoping for more than just a single kiss!

[He makes a disgusted noise and pitches the book over his shoulder.]
hymnals: i won't lie down as you walk away (not afraid of the price i pay)

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[personal profile] hymnals 2015-05-08 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
... this is smut. You're broadcasting smut. Put that fucking filth away.

[His ear tips are bright red. Think of the CHILDREN.]
wilder: (❂ grooooan)

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[personal profile] wilder 2015-05-08 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sighs]

Hah, oh yeah I forgot about that one. Total disappointment.
wolfuncaged: (I didn't wanna hurt no one)

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[personal profile] wolfuncaged 2015-05-08 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is what happens when you go for a shower and leave Dorian alone with your things. He should have learned by now, but evidently he has not. He's halfway back into the main room of his rather fancy hotel suite, towelling his hair dry, when he realises what Dorian is actually doing.

He exhales, watching the book go sailing past and landing on the floor behind him. Cassandra is going to kill him. She is actually going to kill him. He's going to die.
]

You know. I hadn't finished that.

[Spoilers, jerk.]
openhands: (they lose their minds for us)

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[personal profile] openhands 2015-05-08 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's going to kill Fenris. She's going to kill Dorian first. But Fenris is next.]

[But she's also angry because he just read the ending. How could he read the end like that? Also, there's probably the part where he's reading smutty literature where children could here. And Cassandra can hear.]

[Is she slightly red because she's blushing or because she's angry? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW, BUT SHE HOPES YOU'RE SATISFIED, DORIAN.]


What is wrong with you?
wilder: (❂ booored)

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[personal profile] wilder 2015-05-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you can't put a "quality control" test on trashy novels. None of them would pass. [GOSH]

But...maybe if there was a sticker or something. Like "NP" for no porn.
hymnals: where we look for the future (this is the time this is the place)

[personal profile] hymnals 2015-05-08 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh! Disgusting.
openhands: (but all the choirs)

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[personal profile] openhands 2015-05-08 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cassandra growls.]

You shouldn't be reading that out loud for everyone to hear!
wilder: (❂ observing)

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[personal profile] wilder 2015-05-08 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, because you have such a busy schedule of course.
wolfuncaged: (You'll pay any price)

[personal profile] wolfuncaged 2015-05-08 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fenris siiiighs, picking the book up and putting it carefully back on the bedside table. ]

I would have still liked to get to the end. I was enjoying it.

[Just going to dump that wet towel on your head as he wanders past. Take that. ]

She is going to murder me.
hymnals: you're the pretender (what if i say i'm not like the others)

[personal profile] hymnals 2015-05-08 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome to it? I don't want the fucking thing. Lock it in a drawer or leave it in a public outhouse or whatever. Just don't fucking read it out loud where literally everyone can hear you!
openhands: (and i believe)

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[personal profile] openhands 2015-05-08 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What? I wouldn't read that.

[She sounds genuinely taken aback, but we all know the truth.]
wilder: (❂ pretty unimpressed)

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[personal profile] wilder 2015-05-08 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You're gonna get a beer belly if you spend all your time drinking, you know.
wolfuncaged: (So what if you can see)

[personal profile] wolfuncaged 2015-05-08 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fenris heaves out a long suffering sigh, sitting down. ]

Yes, I have a secret woman. You've found me out. I'm sure you're devastated.

[He nods over at the book. ]

Someone I know lent it to me, for something new to read. She was rather adamant it be kept a secret.

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