☮ 002. ((audio))

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and you
Broadcast: Most definitely fleet-wide!
Action: SS Paisley
When: Saturday night

[Just before midnight on Saturday, the network picks up what may or may not be a familiar sound - the click of a cassette tape 'PLAY' button, a couple seconds of bumpy white noise, and then -

This very fitting song, in its marvelous entirety.

Oh, the things you find in a novelty shop on a foreign star system. Alex is eternally grateful, even if the fleet at large isn't. And when has she not found joy in driving people mad?]

Comments

[delincuente]

It's when a bunch of people get together to party and play ball in space.

[Said as if she's giving a very scholarly address.]

Bill Murray is usually there.

[invigorates]

Like baseball? [ this is the only sport she knows thanks ray. ]

...Is Bill Murray someone important from your homeland?

[delincuente]

Yeah, kind of like baseball. Only you have to throw the ball through hoops that are really high up, so all the people who play it are freakishly tall, like Tay.

[Oh hey an actually accurate description.]

And yeah, Bill Murray is basically boss. He used to be in a lot of movies, but now he just goes around and crashes parties and gives people random advice.