☮ 002. ((audio))

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and you
Broadcast: Most definitely fleet-wide!
Action: SS Paisley
When: Saturday night

[Just before midnight on Saturday, the network picks up what may or may not be a familiar sound - the click of a cassette tape 'PLAY' button, a couple seconds of bumpy white noise, and then -

This very fitting song, in its marvelous entirety.

Oh, the things you find in a novelty shop on a foreign star system. Alex is eternally grateful, even if the fleet at large isn't. And when has she not found joy in driving people mad?]

Comments

[delincuente]

Music's terrible, our president's pretty cool, and you can basically do anything on your phone.

[poetontheinside]

You're making it sound real appealing, there.

[delincuente]

Yeah, we're the bad future. Make our mistakes, and you'll wind up in a world where all the Blockbuster's are closed and they don't sell Surge anymore.

[poetontheinside]

Guess I was brought here to learn some important lessons, then.

[delincuente]

Yep. You're Scrooge, and I'm the creepy hooded ghost.

[poetontheinside]

We sure came a long way since Kermit the Frog. [Alright so he only knows that story from the Muppets movie, give him a break.]