am I loud and clear, or am I breaking up?

[got_it_memorized]

Who: Axel and anybody
Broadcast: Fleetwide Video
Action: Tourist kitchen if anybody wants
When: Thursday afternoon, 21May

[Axel looks caught somewhere between deep contemplation and outright indignation. He's also occasionally prodding at a shiny new eyebrow piercing he got on one of the waystations; it's his newest fidget, it seems.]

So is anybody else just dying to know whatever it is we shouldn't do no matter what? 'Cuz, I mean... I think that's a pretty important detail, and I personally would really like some clarification. Just to be safe, I've quarantined all the teriyaki anything on the Tourist.

[Actually, he took a page from Fenris' book and jettisoned it out the airlock. Can't be too careful.]

Has anybody's kitchen exploded or anything? Ugh, the teriyaki was the best flavor, too.

Comments

[save_the_souls]

That's magic for you.

[Bit of a cheat, really. And there's a pause, then a frown.]

...Which dragon incident? [THERE'S BEEN A COUPLE NOW]

[got_it_memorized]

--Fair enough, I guess there've apparently been a few. I mostly meant the situation on Mor.

I THOUGHT I HIT ENTER FOUR DAYS AGO!!

[save_the_souls]

Oh...no, I don't know much about what happened there.

[Dragonslaying wasn't really a thing he did.]

This was at another place. There was a man who had the ability to control demons. This place had a fair number of demons and similar kin too. Some bad, but most just trying to live their lives in peace.

One day, he decided to make all of them, good and bad, go berserk and attack anyone around them.

[got_it_memorized]

I don't really either, to be honest, but I heard it was... quite the spectacle.

[Dragonslaying really isn't his bag either, though he might make the exception for Maleficent.]

Oof, now that's just rude. Brainwashing perfectly reasonable demons into attacking people is just uncalled for. [He's being a little sarcastic, because really, he's never even met a demon, let alone a peaceful one. The idea of an everyman working demon just trying to get by in life is kind of a funny mental image, though.] How'd the situation get wrangled back under control?

[save_the_souls]

[ Let's be real, slaying the Maleficent dragon never gets old. ]

[He can tell it's sarcasm, but he not remark on it. He's used to hearing much worse than sarcastic little jabs about demons. Instead he pauses, trying to think of how to phrase it]

...I heard someone killed the man responsible, and that broke the spell. But not before a lot of damage was done.