JULY PLANET MINGLE

[save_the_souls]

Who: YOU. ME. EVERYONE.
Broadcast: IF YOU WANT
Action: YEAH!!!!!
When: July!

[Congratulations to the crews that did not get themselves blown up! Welcome to the Blue Planet, a planet full of charming islands and even less charming weather patterns! Are you going to take the time to enjoy the beach? Help out with the local Nunnilis population? Get caught in a storm with another person and have a rating boosting sexual tension moment? The world's your oyster!]

[Yeah in other words: ITS A MINGLE GET IN HERE]

[July Planet Info!]

Comments

d.... is this about to be the worst first meeting ever...

[reproducer]

[Kise is born and bred Japanese- but he still gets way too excited about the hot springs. He does all that he can to prepare for a nice, relaxing dip- and he's just so set on getting in its warm embrace, he doesn't notice that there's only really one set of springs and that it's currently occupied.

He sinks in with a loud, satisfied sigh.]

IT MIGHT BE OMFG

[ino]

[ Now, she can tell just fine when a person/people are approaching thanks to her ninja senses. But she can't really tell what sex the person is, and when she hears that sigh -- which sounds decidedly male -- she gasps and whips her head around, looking to see if she can tell if his person is, in fact, a guy.

... Those shoulders are pretty broad, aren't they? She's squinting at his back ... and maybe discreetly covering up her chest ... ]

[reproducer]

[He hears movement, but because the springs are usually separated, he doesn't even think that maybe, just maybe, there could be a girl in here with him.

He stretches his arms back showing that, yeah. Their bodies are absolutely not the same.]

1/2

[ino]

[ .... ]

[ino]

[ SCREAMS. ]

[reproducer]

[ALSO SCREAMING.]

OH GOD-- oh god, what's going on!?

[ino]

W-What are you doing in here?!

[ Trying to use her hair to cover up anything that would be inappropriate for him to see!!! ]

[reproducer]

Trying to relax! I should be asking you that!!

[He's just gonna-- turn around! And close his eyes! Oh god this is so awkward! Did she see any of his...bits?]

[ino]

I was already here, idiot ...!

[ She huffs, and looks around for a different spring nearby she can go to for a little more privacy.

Wait, now that she thinks about it, there ... wasn't a "girl" and "boy" entrance ...

Oh boy. ]

Look, just -- stay over there, okay?!

[reproducer]

Sorry, I didn't think you'd be a girl!

[He covers his eyes, still turned around.]

Can I at least turn around?

[ino]

[ She doesn't really like this, but since there's nowhere else to go for him ... And she doesn't really want to get OUT, either ...

She huffs and sinks a little lower into the water ]

... Fine, just don't be creepy about it ...

[reproducer]

It's fine, I'm not interested anyway!

[Possibly the worst thing to say??? But he thinks it'll help...]

[ino]

[ ... SHOULD SHE BE OFFENDED? ]

How rude ...

[ Ino you were the one who just told him not to creep on you why are you complaining ]

[reproducer]

Rude?! What should I have said instead?? [HE LOOKS OVER HER WAY INDIGNANTLY... then oh wait. Looks back away.]

[ino]

[ And when he does that, she's indignantly covering her chest with her arms until he looks away again ]

Well, you didn't have to make it sound like I was ugly or something!

[reproducer]

I didn't say that-!! [W E E P.] I- there's just someone else!

[He peeks over her way again- then back.]

Actually, you have very nice hair.

[ino]

[ Oh. Well. She relaxes a little. ]

... Oh.

Thanks!

[reproducer]

I was worried about the kind of products they might have here, but it looks like I have nothing to fear!

[He puts an arm over his eyes, leaning back against the wall of the springs.]

[ino]

... Ah!

In that case, I should warn you ... they're a little hard to come by. You have to be pretty sparing with it. But we have a salon on my ship, so if you need something, we'll most likely have it.

[reproducer]

I do, I do! You know my hair can be really picky, and my scalp's sensitive! It takes hard work keeping it shiny!!

[ino]

Well, it still looks pretty good right now ... how long have you been here?

[reproducer]

A day!

[He looks over her way to smile-- oh shit wait he's not supposed to look. This is hard!!!]

[ino]

[ She doesn't even seem to notice. She's too busy gaping at HIM ]

--Ehhhh?!

You mean you just got here?!

[reproducer]

Yup! So I don't really know. Anything. [Not that he knows much on a regularly daily basis either...]

[ino]

Didn't anybody on your ship explain--?!