Maladicta von Borogravia (
deshabille) wrote in
driftfleet2015-06-20 01:02 pm
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three ☀ video / optional action
Who: Mal
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: On the Caprine if anyone desires it! I'm flexible.
When: 6/20.
[As in her first broadcast, Mal can be found tinkering around in the engine room, elbows-deep in something interesting and greasy. This time, though, she seems pensive, deep in thought, perhaps about Deep Subjects and Philosophies.]
[She is, in fact, thinking about something entirely different.]
[When she speaks, it's in tones of airy contemplation, meant to disguise the fact that part of her thinks this is a terrible idea.]
Here is an interesting thing: vampires, for all their reputation for seduction, really aren't that good at it, at least where I come from. When you're always hungry, you mostly rely on people leaving windows open at the right time and then being a bit woozy from blood loss. For the really old ones, the ones who can barely stand without crumbling to dust and really hate sunshine, that's the only way they can eat, and if they tried to seduce anyone their arm would probably fall off.
[She twists at a mysterious innard of the ship with a wrench, tongue in her cheek.]
We've had enough excitement for a while, I think, so why not something boring instead: tell me about romance in your world. Describe the sorts of flowers you like to kill for love. Rate yourself on a scale of one to ten, complete dunce to Casanunda, if you like.
Actually, everyone should have to do that. That's compulsory. I will genteelly admit that I am a nine. [Liar.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: On the Caprine if anyone desires it! I'm flexible.
When: 6/20.
[As in her first broadcast, Mal can be found tinkering around in the engine room, elbows-deep in something interesting and greasy. This time, though, she seems pensive, deep in thought, perhaps about Deep Subjects and Philosophies.]
[She is, in fact, thinking about something entirely different.]
[When she speaks, it's in tones of airy contemplation, meant to disguise the fact that part of her thinks this is a terrible idea.]
Here is an interesting thing: vampires, for all their reputation for seduction, really aren't that good at it, at least where I come from. When you're always hungry, you mostly rely on people leaving windows open at the right time and then being a bit woozy from blood loss. For the really old ones, the ones who can barely stand without crumbling to dust and really hate sunshine, that's the only way they can eat, and if they tried to seduce anyone their arm would probably fall off.
[She twists at a mysterious innard of the ship with a wrench, tongue in her cheek.]
We've had enough excitement for a while, I think, so why not something boring instead: tell me about romance in your world. Describe the sorts of flowers you like to kill for love. Rate yourself on a scale of one to ten, complete dunce to Casanunda, if you like.
Actually, everyone should have to do that. That's compulsory. I will genteelly admit that I am a nine. [Liar.]

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[She didn't, actually. It just seemed way too easy and too good to be true, so she didn't bother.]
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It would perhaps be considered more romantic if you didn't ask and simply knew that I like sunflowers and lilies from conversation, but not everything you do has to be made difficult.
[She's letting you keep your clearly humble self-rating of 9.99 out of 10 on romance, Mal, because now you don't have to ask.]
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[She gives the barest hint of a grateful smile, though. This is something she can do, she thinks. Even if it still seems silly to her. Flowers are just plants.]
[But a smile on Cassandra's face, no matter how small, is worth any amount of silliness.]
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[To put it simply, she's grown fond of Mal. She still has her reservations and lingering doubts, but her defenses have certainly lowered. She stays.]
Enough things that it's safe to round up to everything.
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[She widens her eyes, mock-surprised.]
You think I'm a ten, then, do you?
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I didn't say that.
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I must be hearing things.
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[It might have been Cassandra.]
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And you've clearly taken it to heart.
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[lol]
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And what is that relative to?
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[Look, sometimes she really does know that she's full of shit.]
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[And that's actually not really an insult coming from Cassandra. She's not...gentle or delicate enough to deal with someone who is sensitive.]
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[She lays a hand to her chest.]
I could never let that happen.
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[Remember that thing about being serious a lot?]
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I will never let you down, Cassandra Pentaghast.
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[But, Maker, she wants to.]
I will hold you to that.
[It's close to soft the way she says it. Certainly more than she meant to or possibly realizes.]
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I know you will.
[And with that smile still lingering, Mal cuts the feed.]