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Who: Rin Asano
Broadcast: open text
Action: nup
When: 11/4, midmorning

I wish they'd put some movies on this thing or something. It wouldn't have been hard. I'm pretty sure movies are in my list of top ten modern world things. Chocolate and hot running water are on the list too. Concidentally neither of those things are around here either. Maybe it's not a place for modern technology after all??

[That's a joke, yeah.]

Also on my wishlist: they could put a chess game on here or something. We could be playing Mahjong. That would be so easy. I guess we're meant to be here driving each other crazy instead. Anyway top ten five modern inventions:1. movies 2. medicinal things I guess 3. chocolate. I don't know if it's modern but I never had it at home. 4. Hot running water. 5. Newspapers.

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[he's going to pretend they didn't have a terrible conversation the other day, because...]

- Deep frying
- Radios
- The aptusnet and computers
- Hair styling stuff
- Frozen waffles
- Freezers in general actually are pretty great!

[Uh huh...]

1) what is aptusnet? 2) is hair styling stuff really the best thing you could think of.

2) You picked chocolate.
1) It's this computer network that connects people to each other on a server, so you can easily exchange and host information. People use it for records and swapping cute pictures of cats.
2.5) Hey, look what I can do: (ｏ・_・)ノ”(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)

Edited (extra spaces why...) 2014-11-05 00:09 (UTC)

[You know, she's just going to squint at her screen for a few minutes, and then only address one of those points:]

You can sit on your communicator?

[how disappointing... but he won't let this ruin his joy!]

No, it's a face. It's one person patting another on the head. Here, look:

>゜))))彡

That one's a fish.

[Okay, at least she smiled.]

Who showed you this?

Someone I met on the network (I haven't asked their name yet).

[She foresees a LOOOOOT of silly faces coming out of Robin, forever.]

Anyway 2) you can eat chocolate, and it's delicious. In fact, I wish I had chocolate now. You can't eat hairstyling things.

[good.]

Chocolate is delicious. But you can't style your hair with it. Though I think there is hair styling stuff that smells like chocolate, so maybe you can!

Eating is superior to smelling. Also why would you want your hair to smell edible? That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Well, no one's going to try eating my hair. That'd just be weird.

I'd rather eat waffles. Chocolate waffles. They're the best.

Why would someone make their hair smell like something edible if it wasn't supposed to make other people think about eating.

It's about positive association! And maybe it's for the person wearing it. Maybe they like chocolate so much that smelling it all the time makes them happy.

[Now she's thinking about Robin and chocolate in the same brain space and that's not good. :/ Fuck this life.]

Maybe smelling chocolate would make them literally want to eat your head. You don't know. That sounds dangerous.

Ridiculous. I still hold that hair products are just as legitimate as chocolate.

I guess we'll see what happens when all your hair gets eaten off your head

I think they'd just gag.

What if it was like a cow eating...

Space cow?

Someone who liked chocolate eating your hair...

Oh, space person. I guess then I'd deserve it.

But the chances of that happening are probably hilariously low. I think we've got a better chance of running into actual space cows than someone who would eat my hair like a cow.

I will agree with that much.

Okay.

(」ﾟヘﾟ)」

Explain this face to me.

I was trying to find a face that was shrugging, but this one is kind of throwing its hands up in the air in defeat? It's got a severe face...

Maybe it looks too severe, actually. It should scale itself down a little.