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Who: Rin Asano
Broadcast: open text
Action: nup
When: 11/4, midmorning

I wish they'd put some movies on this thing or something. It wouldn't have been hard. I'm pretty sure movies are in my list of top ten modern world things. Chocolate and hot running water are on the list too. Concidentally neither of those things are around here either. Maybe it's not a place for modern technology after all??

[That's a joke, yeah.]

Also on my wishlist: they could put a chess game on here or something. We could be playing Mahjong. That would be so easy. I guess we're meant to be here driving each other crazy instead.

Anyway top ten five modern inventions:

1. movies
2. medicinal things I guess
3. chocolate. I don't know if it's modern but I never had it at home.
4. Hot running water.
5. Newspapers.

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Not true. Cars trump everything.

Because I'm immortal and it's mu job, that's how. You don't have to believe me, but it doesn't make it any less true.

[payback]

What about all those other people that invented things then.

Also I like buses more than cars.

[onlyanapple]

They were encouraged by me or my opposite.

Buses are painfully inferior.

[payback]

Buses are good because lots of people can use them and you don't have to drive.

Also encouragement. So what.

[onlyanapple]

Encouragement is important.

Buses are good for winding people up, but if you want speed and being alone while you drive, you want a car.

[payback]

Driving looks scary. What if you hit someone? What if you hit another car?

[onlyanapple]

I happen to never hit anything, thank you very much.

[payback]

Why not? Wouldn't that increase human misery?

[onlyanapple]

It would also increase my misery by damaging my car.

[payback]

Your priorities are messed up.

[onlyanapple]

I like to think they're in exactly the right place. It's a vintage car.

[payback]

What is vintage. What does that even mean.

[onlyanapple]

It means it's old and special. Priceless, even.

[payback]

Old and falling apart?

[onlyanapple]

NOT falling apart, thank you very much.

[Well, discounting the apocalypse mess, anyway.]

[payback]

It's just a car, what's the big deal?

[onlyanapple]

[Rin, Rin you didn't. If text carried emotion, this would be frozen cold.]

The Bentley is NOT just a car.

[payback]

[She did. She is still do. :>]

Oh come on. It's a car.

[onlyanapple]

It's had a long and noble life, young lady, and you should treat it with some respect.

[payback]

A long and noble life which it has not been aware of and could not say a single word about.

[onlyanapple]

Hey, it has been aware.

[payback]

How? It's just a car.

[onlyanapple]

More a whole body glove.

[payback]

That's creepy. No one should fit in their car like a glove.

Nobody. Have you looked in a car?

[onlyanapple]

Ugh. It's a metaphor.