003 | AUDIO, fleetwide

[dawnwillcome]

Who: Jove Lavellan
Broadcast: fleetwide audio
Action: on that weirdass bug ship
When: NOW!!


I don't know how many of us have all been through this ship so far, but it looks as though there's still a lot of it in working order. Or it could be in working order, if we were to put forth the effort to get it that way. I think if enough of us were to work together, we might be able to see to at least turning some lights on, if not getting the thing running properly again.

The bugs are dangerous, of course, so if there are any security officers who could spare the time to come with us engineers when the time comes, I'm sure we'd all appreciate a little extra fire power. I suppose you could say this is less of a call to arms and more of a call to discussing who is willing to come along and repair a very strange alien ship. So... who's with me?

[There's a pause after that, and it could be because the audio has ended just there, until...]

And if anyone has seen a slightly grumpy bald elf, could you send him my direction?


(ooc: info on the updated bug plot can be found here!)

Comments

/JACKS

[wilder]

Elves give the plague now? Seriously?

Look, with how backwaters you're sounding right now - I'm willing to bet you're more filthy and disease ridden than she is, asshole. So just shut it with that crap, alright?

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO BAD

[horrendous]

[.......... Wow. That mouth though. He takes a moment to get his feet under him.]

That's not-- look, all the stories have elves living up in the heavens with the gods. You make one mad, they make you sick. I'm not saying that's what she's going to do, but it's totally a possibility she'd kill me so much as look at me.

I mean, would you rather I start in with the sacrifices? Maybe grovel? I thought, you know, maybe that would make her uncomfortable, but since you're here and you're giving me advice, maybe I should listen to you... strange guy I've never met.

WHEN NORDIC RIP OFF CANONS COLLIDE

[wilder]

[He scoffs at that explanation. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? That's even dumber the tales of angels in the heavens. Then again, Aselian angels would totally be all over releasing plagues onto populations if they could. So batshit]

Yeah you know what stories are? Stories. Half of that shit people made up in taverns out of boredom and alcohol. I haven't met a type of elf that didn't live on the ground like the rest of us.

You want to respect her, how about treat her like a person? How would you like it if some guy stared at your ears and asked you not to give them the plague?

http://cow.org/csi/

[horrendous]

It's religion, it's-- part of my people. But if you say she won't curse my family and she's like everyone else, I believe you.

[He sighs, rolls his eyes up to the ceiling and tries to get a hold of himself.]

What I said was dumb and hurtful. And I'm sorry. [He says this pointedly so she will hear it.] I'm still getting used to this... whole... thing. You said I was backwater and, yeah, you're right. Indoor plumbing? Totally mindblowing. I built aqueducts for my village like, a year ago.

[Gods above, losing his foot was easier than this.]

[wilder]

[He just raises an eyebrow, pretty unimpressed. But he bites his tongue about any religion part of it. And at least this guy apologized. He seems to turn his head on his screen, as if he's addressing Jove's chat window]

Jove, what do you think?

[TIME FOR THE NEW SIDEQUEST INQUISITOR - SIT IN JUDGEMENT: HICCUP.]

[dawnwillcome]

[She thinks this is the sort of thing that would give anyone a headache, but she also appreciates that Kaneis would jump to her defense this way. It's certainly not necessary, not when it's clear ignorance is the culprit, but it is touching in its own way.]

I think it's likely he's very young. [Being called a something was also particular insulting, but what can you do.] He'll either learn or Fenris will be the next person he insults. At the moment, we need more people to fix the ship more than we need to worry about any hurt feelings I may have.

[JUDGEMENT GIVEN: FUCKIN KIDS AM I RIGHT.]

[horrendous]

[He hates it when people talk about him and he's right there. He'd almost rather the whispering behind his back. But his pride can take a hit; gods know he doesn't have much of it anyway.]

I-- yeah, I can't say she's wrong. Being young isn't an excuse though.

[Awkward.]

You're free to toss whatever in my direction. Fair's fair. You can even call me a peg leg and I won't say a thing.

[wilder]

Alright.

[FUCKING KIDS ALRIGHT.]

Sure hope your fixing skills are better than your social skills, kiddo.

[Says Kaneis, the master of social engagements and etiquette.]

[dawnwillcome]

[Now that that's over...]

You were quick to jump to my defense, lethallin. [His augment will tell him that's the elvish equivalent for bro. Sort of.] I feel honored.

[wilder]

Huh? [Whoa that's weird that the augment translated. Also weird to hear an elf call him "bro". That doesn't happen much]

Yeah well...the plague thing was too much. Sure someone else would've stepped in too if I hadn't.

[Yeah...he's not good at accepting praise]

[dawnwillcome]

That's possible, but it was you who did it. I could hardly let that go without thanking you, could I?

[wilder]

[ARGH AWKWARD how does one accept thanks??]

I...guess? But c'mon- you're way too pretty to be bearing the plague! That's just obvious.

[NOT ALL PLAGUEBEARERS, TEK SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE]

[dawnwillcome]

Prettiness keeps plagues away in your world? You must be the healthiest person there, then.

[This works both ways buddy.]

[horrendous]

[wryly] Don't worry. That's about all I've ever had going for me.

[wilder]

[Just a "Hmph" sound]

[dawnwillcome]

If you're aware of that there's hope for you yet.

[Okay maybe that was a little uncalled for but the whole plague thing is still fresh in her mind. How very rude.]

I have no intention of cursing you, so if we could put that behind us I'd like to know more about what you think you could do on the ship to get it in working order.

[horrendous]

[He relaxes a little bit.] Yeah... sorry.

I'm used to making things at home, but they usually don't involve Thor-power. [... A lengthy pause.] Electricity. [AHEM.]

This level of machinery is totally new to me. I know how it works in theory, but I haven't had any hands-on experience with repairing a ship. I've looked around, though.

I don't think it'll take me that long to learn the ropes. I'll follow orders until I'm sure of what I'm doing of course.

[dawnwillcome]

I'm a mage, so if you're in need of electricity I can help you there. I've never tried to power anything with them before, but I don't see why it wouldn't work if we found the right way to apply it.

[Basically, you point and she'll shock, Hiccup.]

Would you be comfortable working alone or would you prefer to have a guard to keep the bugs away while you work?

[horrendous]

That... [Well, aside from the whole wow you have magic thing, that's not a bad idea.] That could be useful. It's not sustainable, but maybe we can get the generators working with a jolt. Need to get stuff hooked up first though.

[Maybe it's like having a Skrill.]

Oh, er, I'd appreciate a hand if you don't mind. I'm not really the-- [He vaguely boxes the air.] -- buff, brawling Viking I was supposed to be. [A pause.] Plus, they took my sword.