☮ 004. ((audio))

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: All over the place yo
Action: The bridge of the SS Paisley
When: 7/4

[It's Alex's first broadcast that doesn't have the Space Jam soundtrack in the background, what a surprise. People are going to start thinking she isn't annoying or something.]

Hey, so today's a totally big holiday back on Earth - the Fourth of July, aka Independence Day, aka every American's birthday. It's when we celebrate the anniversary of Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving us from the alien invaders back in 1996. We eat phallic meat-byproduct foods and shoot off explosive to represent the crazy alien sky battles we witnessed on that fateful day.

Let's have a moment of silence for our fallen heroes.

Comments

[Video]

[boymeetsfatherhood]

Good movie- bad history.

But what do you mean it's already the fourth of July? Can it even be the fourth of July in space?

[video]

[delincuente]

How dare. That's my heritage you're talking about.

[She holds her hand over her heart for a second, mock-offended.]

And they use Earth time here, for some reason. Guess there's some colonies out here, or something.

[video]

[boymeetsfatherhood]

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were part-Goldblum. [Mock-offended, meet mock-apologetic. Yeah, he's got this!]

Wrong! If they really used Earth time, you know what would be happening now? Fireworks. No, better than that. Space fireworks! It's impossible for it to be fourth of July without any. So where are they. Show me the fireworks!

[delincuente]

We all are, he's our founding father. His relentless courage is practically in our genes.

[Meet mock-passionate.]

You want fireworks, look out the window in about... fifteen seconds.