☮ 004. ((audio))

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: All over the place yo
Action: The bridge of the SS Paisley
When: 7/4

[It's Alex's first broadcast that doesn't have the Space Jam soundtrack in the background, what a surprise. People are going to start thinking she isn't annoying or something.]

Hey, so today's a totally big holiday back on Earth - the Fourth of July, aka Independence Day, aka every American's birthday. It's when we celebrate the anniversary of Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving us from the alien invaders back in 1996. We eat phallic meat-byproduct foods and shoot off explosive to represent the crazy alien sky battles we witnessed on that fateful day.

Let's have a moment of silence for our fallen heroes.

Comments

[preformthisneigh]

Hmmm, well, there were a lot of residents. Didya see the awesome party I threw for Lucrezia?

[delincuente]

Nah, I didn't get around much there. I think I maybe remember that name?

[preformthisneigh]

She was super fancy, and wanted a super fancy party to suit. I think I pulled it off pretty well.

[delincuente]

"Fancy"? Can you even hold a champagne class with hooves?

[preformthisneigh]

Carefully! That's how.