☮ 004. ((audio))

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: All over the place yo
Action: The bridge of the SS Paisley
When: 7/4

[It's Alex's first broadcast that doesn't have the Space Jam soundtrack in the background, what a surprise. People are going to start thinking she isn't annoying or something.]

Hey, so today's a totally big holiday back on Earth - the Fourth of July, aka Independence Day, aka every American's birthday. It's when we celebrate the anniversary of Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving us from the alien invaders back in 1996. We eat phallic meat-byproduct foods and shoot off explosive to represent the crazy alien sky battles we witnessed on that fateful day.

Let's have a moment of silence for our fallen heroes.

Comments

[feathery]

sounds close enough lets say thats exactly what happened
but hell fucking yes
now we just got to figure out who to bribe

[delincuente]

send messages into the void constantly
until someone finally breaks
then blackmail him into transferring to the paisley
and that's that
evil plan all worked out

[feathery]

yeah this is a supervillain grade evil plan
gotta keep it hush hush so none of the heroes aboard get any ideas

[delincuente]

hey what else would you expect from me
i have been called an evil genius before