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[mylegacy]

Who: Caesar Zeppeli and your face
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Friday and Saturday before the shuffle!

[All things told, Caesar does not spend a lot of time on introspection when he arrives on the Marsiva. He takes a few moments to look at the stars - astonishingly bright and close, almost frighteningly so, when you're used to cities, or being too busy to look up and see the space that God made - and then looks away. For fear of being overwhelmed, maybe, or because he has other things to do.]

[Though he can't begin to imagine what they are. What do you do after you've died?]

[When he figures out how to access the network, he doesn't hesitate at all. Hesitating means thinking, and if he thinks too much about this his voice will come out weak, lost, confused. He is a Zeppeli; that would be unforgivable.]

[So it comes out strong, full, his syllables well-rounded and imbued with good humor.]

Buongiorno, all, I - seem to have taken a wrong turn somewhere around Mars. I don't suppose anyone has a map?

[He chuckles briefly, then sombers. There's information in his head that he doesn't know the source of, but he can guess.]

There are many people trapped here. I know that much already. I know what is happening. What I don't understand is why.

[Or what is to be done about it. (Although where would he go, if he wasn't here?)]

Comments

[nextlineis]

[Joseph, yes.]

You just threatened to shave my head. [He touches his hair for a moment as though to make sure it hasn't somehow disappeared on him, but then covers that up by just, you know, adjusting it. Or something. Shut up. He lowers his hand.] For that alone, I shouldn't like you at all.

[mylegacy]

[He arches a brow at the adjustment - Joseph, that is not a toupee - and then smirks his smuggest smirk.]

But you do.

[nextlineis]

[...What?]

[...Wait a sec--Hey!]

Not like you at all? That's right.

[What a smooth save that just was. He didn't have to think about it or anything.]

[mylegacy]

[Such smooth very Joseph much Joestar, wow. Caesar rolls his eyes.]

Of course not. A Joestar and a Zeppeli could never get along. [He tugs Joseph's arm over his shoulder more securely to punctuate his point.]

[nextlineis]

[Joseph lets Caesar put his arm back over his shoulder.]

Well, if you were a little less of a snob, I might like you better. [Joseph pinches Caesar's cheek roughly.] Us Joestars aren't fooled by nice appearances like everyone else.

[mylegacy]

[Caesar's eyebrows shoot up. His smirk is so sharp he could probably cut somebody with it.]

Nice appearances?

[Joseph. Look what you did.]

[nextlineis]

[Joseph frowns as Caesar starts to look like the cat that got the cream.]

What's with that look? [Joseph takes his arm back again to cover Caesar's face with his hand and give him a small shove.] I didn't mean anything by it. You put on this image of being such a perfect gentleman, but I know it's bullshit even if everyone else doesn't.

You don't have any more class than I do.

[mylegacy]

[Laughing, Caesar doesn't bother to dodge - just lets Joseph push him away, then gravitates back and pokes him in the chest.]

You meant something by it. Just because you run your mouth without thinking doesn't mean you can take everything back.

[It's out, buddy, you said it, and Caesar finds it hilarious.]

[nextlineis]

[He admits to nothing. You hear me? Nothing. In a sulky and petulant move, Joseph folds his arms with a huff.]

Believe what you want. I know what I meant and it wasn't whatever you think it was.

[mylegacy]

If you'd just admit that you said I was handsome, I'd leave you alone.

[No he wouldn't. That's a bullshit lie. He can't even keep a straight face when he says it.]

[nextlineis]

[Joseph scoffs as if this is the most preposterous thing Caesar could have ever said.]

I've seen dog assholes that were better looking than you, you arrogant prick. And those were mid-pooping.

[mylegacy]

[He wrinkles his nose, then jabs Joseph in the side again with his elbow.]

That's the most beautiful thing you've ever said to me.

[nextlineis]

[He gives a soft grunt at the jab. But okay, he can't help it. Joseph ducks his head for a brief second, and smiles some again.]

I know. I should really consider writing poetry.

[mylegacy]

[There we go. Much better. Caesar, on the other hand, never stopped smiling. He feels a little giddy.]

Your words deserve to be read by an international audience.

[nextlineis]

Tell me abou--... [He stops before his brow furrows in suspicion. He doesn't stop smiling, but.] You're not doing it again, are you?

[mylegacy]

Doing what?

[A completely innocent face is happening.]

[nextlineis]

[Wow, okay. This is supposed to be his schtick. How dare you give him a taste of his own medicine?]

You are such a prick, Caesar. I don't even know why I talk to you.

[mylegacy]

Because nobody else would put up with you.

[Where is the lie, though?]

[nextlineis]

[Now Caesar's getting an accusatory finger pointed at him.]

Now you're doing that other thing again!

[He goes straight back to folding his arms and he's sulking again.]

[mylegacy]

Wait, what's the other thing?

[Now he's just confused.]

[nextlineis]

That thing where you don't even pretend not to be a snob.

[Which is completely separate and different from telling Joseph what he wants to hear while also still being a snob. Don't ask how/why, just keep up, Caesar, jeez.]

[mylegacy]

Jojo.

[This is a touch patronizing, now. He rests his hand on Joseph's shoulder.]

It's called a joke.

[nextlineis]

...I know that.

[...Did he though? Did he really?]

[mylegacy]

[Joseph, you sweet simple child.]

Of course you do.

[Now he's being a snob.]

[nextlineis]

[Fine, you're getting the silent treatment then, Caesar!]

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You're such an ass.

[...That last five seconds. Mwuahahahahaha!!! Such punishment you've had to endure.]