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[alloys]

Who: Tony Stark and you!
Broadcast: Video
Action: N/A
When: Aug 21

[ so, he's arrived and rogue filled him in on the important details of who was here that he may know - or may yet know, thanks to timelines being what they are. it's the sort of thing he's had experience dealing with before, but it was still annoying. in luceti, no one else had been privy to details that hadn't happened to him yet. if they even pertained to the same version of him - tony was well aware of the fact that there were several other iterations of himself somewhere out there in the cosmos. he's gotten used to it. ]

Alright - so, I'm here. [ does he even need to introduce himself? everyone knows who he is, right??? of course they do. ] Sound off if you think we need to talk and I'll use my flawless judgment to decide if it's worth my time.

[ yep. ]

For the rest of you, I need to know about switching my augment. As much as I like having my name on a door, I'm not here to help anyone sort out their issues. Believe me - that's not good for anyone. Especially me.

Comments

[alloys]

Oh, hey! I got thrown out of a tower, once, too.

[ good times. at least he had a suit of armor to catch him. ]

Nice. I imagine regrowing bones is extremely fun. [ maybe even more fun than having an electromagnet put in your chest. ]

[pain_train]

It sucked balls. Like nasty gross sweaty balls. I was in complete traction for over a month and the doctors put a nanny on my network access because they're humorless pricks.

And then it was all kind of a waste anyway, cause my back regrew all fucked up and I got turfed. [Shrug, like what can you do?]

[alloys]

Sounds fun. [ or, as she so eloquently put it, like gross sweaty balls. ] You probably shouldn't go into storytelling. Just a thought.

[pain_train]

I don't know, telling stories used to get me drinks all the time. When I was allowed to drink.

Oh! Or are you one of those sad assholes that doesn't like fun stories with blood and cussing in them?

[alloys]

Are you kidding? Those are the best stories. You just jump around, and don't explain things that need explaining.

[pain_train]

Well, how am I supposed to know what you don't understand? People from Earth say shit I don't understand all the time, so I just say that I don't get it so they'll explain.