video ♟ first complaint

[noncriminal]

Who: Murphy and YOU
Broadcast: Open
Action: HS Marsiva
When: Early morning


[It's been a while since he's sent a wave on any kind of network like this, but it's not like it's hard to remember how.]

You know - being back on a spaceship, alright, fine.

[The face onscreen is of a wiry, annoyed teenager. He keeps carding his fingers through his dry, soft, clean hair; it's a feeling he's not used to and it's still novel. His eyes are rolled skyward as he considers the room, sketching around at the ceiling and searching for something before he regards the actual camera.]

Weird... cleansing rituals. Sewing my clothes. There was probably some feet stuff while I was out. Whatever. I guess I'm not here to judge your lame kinks as long as I get some grub out of it.

[He looks back up again, and ticks an irritated finger towards the roof above him.]

But if we're gonna keep playing this new age, virgin with denial and a saxophone jazz crap all day long? I'm gonna need a damn weapon back.

Comments

video;

[noncriminal]

I don't know. You can eat a snake. Make some skin bracelets. Not too bad an afternoon.

video;

[reconstitution]

Sounds like some afternoon. I don't know that I would want to skin a snake.

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[noncriminal]

Why not? If it bites you, the sucker deserved what it got.

video;

[reconstitution]

..I guess so? You're still assuming the snake bites you.

video;

[noncriminal]

Yeah, and why wouldn't it? That's pretty much what snakes do.

video;

[reconstitution]

They only bite if they feel threatened.

video;

[noncriminal]

So do most things. Doesn't mean most people stick out their necks for snakes when they can step on their heads. Something's gotta top the food chain.

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[reconstitution]

I guess.

video;

[noncriminal]

[He guesses.]

What, you got a thing for snakes or something?

video;

[reconstitution]

If not wanting to kill it means I have a thing for them, then yes?

video;

[noncriminal]

I don't know, usually does.

[Then again, he has an obscenely broad definition of what counts as being 'liked'.]

video;

[reconstitution]

Then I guess that solves it.

[ And apparently now Winter likes snakes. The more you know. ]