video ♟ first complaint

[noncriminal]

Who: Murphy and YOU
Broadcast: Open
Action: HS Marsiva
When: Early morning


[It's been a while since he's sent a wave on any kind of network like this, but it's not like it's hard to remember how.]

You know - being back on a spaceship, alright, fine.

[The face onscreen is of a wiry, annoyed teenager. He keeps carding his fingers through his dry, soft, clean hair; it's a feeling he's not used to and it's still novel. His eyes are rolled skyward as he considers the room, sketching around at the ceiling and searching for something before he regards the actual camera.]

Weird... cleansing rituals. Sewing my clothes. There was probably some feet stuff while I was out. Whatever. I guess I'm not here to judge your lame kinks as long as I get some grub out of it.

[He looks back up again, and ticks an irritated finger towards the roof above him.]

But if we're gonna keep playing this new age, virgin with denial and a saxophone jazz crap all day long? I'm gonna need a damn weapon back.

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[touchofrogue]

[Oh hey, someone else who hated the music enough to comment about it on their first address. Obviously this is someone Rogue needs to talk to.]

It doesn't stop. An' it doesn't change. Just blends from sound blob into another sterile sound blob. Gets a little fainter in the halls, but... [shrug.] No music at all on the other ships unless you've got somethin' with ya.

[Clearly this is the most important thing.]

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[noncriminal]

Wow.

[He would honestly rather get his fingernails pulled out again.]

Great idea. In fact, they should've come up with this idea back where I'm from. Oxygen would've lasted way longer if people were chucking themselves out the nearest airlock to escape 24/7 chakra strings.

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[touchofrogue]

Oh Gawd. [Rogue actually physically shudders in remembrance. Worst part of the kidnapping so far.]

Did ya get to the set with the chimes yet? It's just this xylophone with this little accent triangle... swear it felt like a decade 'fore that song was over.

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[mylegacy]

"Feet stuff."

[He has so many questions.]

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[noncriminal]

Yeah. Mouth on. Like a stubby, disappointing blowy.

[hope he wanted more of those because that is mostly what he's getting]

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[mylegacy]

[Ah, okay, this is clearly the worst person in the universe that Caesar is talking with right now. Everything has become very clear.]

Why is that your first assumption? [WHAT KIND OF WEIRD FOOT-OBSESSED WORLD DO YOU COME FROM]

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[deshabille]

Would you prefer folk music? I could hum something. How do you feel about songs about milkmaids?

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[noncriminal]

[He doesn't even know what either of those ARE!! the joke is on you]

Yeah, sure. I don't already want to shoot myself in the face, why not add more to this - splendor?

[deshabille]

[Let the record state that he took her up on this. She is blameless.]

[And also singing a passable version of Dabbling in the Dew.]

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[forsometimenow]

Well, others have covered the music, but as far as grub goes... hope you like your food in cube form.

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[noncriminal]

[Ick.]

If it's chewable, I've had worse.

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[forsometimenow]

It's chewable and edible- you can even combine different flavors of cube to come up with new taste sensations. It's nothing special, but at least it gives you sustenance.

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[ino]

[ She's used to complaining about the weapons being gone. She complained about it herself. And she's definitely heard and complained about the music herself, too. But -- ]

Uh ... cleansing rituals?

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[noncriminal]

Sure. Or, I don't know. Whatever it's called when nameless strangers scrape a month of dirt and blood off you without asking or charging.

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[ino]

[ ... She looks a little taken aback. Because ew, Atroma, what the fuck. ]

Oh.

[ She got here clean, so she didn't notice a difference or have that happen to her. But if he had dirt and blood on him, the question is inevitable: ]

Were you -- I mean, are you hurt?

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[reconstitution]

It will be different once you get assigned to a ship.

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[noncriminal]

Probably the part where you all hold hands and make your vows and bond like real family or whatever, right? Yeah, I'm sure it'll be exciting stuff.

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[reconstitution]

The food is worse, but the music stops.

[poetontheinside]

You should probably be more upset at someone getting off on your feet while you're out, but alright.

[noncriminal]

...Sure.

While I'm at it, I'll get pissed about the eye they replaced with an automated fake and the dance party they had over me while I was unconscious. And a whole bunch of other crap that wouldn't matter or exist because I made it up.

I AM SO SORRY life caught up to me /o\

[poetontheinside]

Maybe stop making crap up, trustworthy people don't get their feet fondled up here.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

...I'm sorry, what?

[noncriminal]

Which part's the confusing part?

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[wordmiser]

[Jinx knock-knocks on the consul she sits at to make sure she has his attention.

A lifted eyebrow, and small smirk. You seem mighty ready for this, chippy.]

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[noncriminal]

[Ready as he'll ever be! Which comes to about five times more ready aesthetically than emotionally.]

Come to gawk with the rest of the welcome wagon?