Jonathan "people pleaser" Murphy (
noncriminal) wrote in
driftfleet2015-09-04 12:04 pm
video ♟ first complaint
Who: Murphy and YOU
Broadcast: Open
Action: HS Marsiva
When: Early morning
[It's been a while since he's sent a wave on any kind of network like this, but it's not like it's hard to remember how.]
You know - being back on a spaceship, alright, fine.
[The face onscreen is of a wiry, annoyed teenager. He keeps carding his fingers through his dry, soft, clean hair; it's a feeling he's not used to and it's still novel. His eyes are rolled skyward as he considers the room, sketching around at the ceiling and searching for something before he regards the actual camera.]
Weird... cleansing rituals. Sewing my clothes. There was probably some feet stuff while I was out. Whatever. I guess I'm not here to judge your lame kinks as long as I get some grub out of it.
[He looks back up again, and ticks an irritated finger towards the roof above him.]
But if we're gonna keep playing this new age, virgin with denial and a saxophone jazz crap all day long? I'm gonna need a damn weapon back.
Broadcast: Open
Action: HS Marsiva
When: Early morning
[It's been a while since he's sent a wave on any kind of network like this, but it's not like it's hard to remember how.]
You know - being back on a spaceship, alright, fine.
[The face onscreen is of a wiry, annoyed teenager. He keeps carding his fingers through his dry, soft, clean hair; it's a feeling he's not used to and it's still novel. His eyes are rolled skyward as he considers the room, sketching around at the ceiling and searching for something before he regards the actual camera.]
Weird... cleansing rituals. Sewing my clothes. There was probably some feet stuff while I was out. Whatever. I guess I'm not here to judge your lame kinks as long as I get some grub out of it.
[He looks back up again, and ticks an irritated finger towards the roof above him.]
But if we're gonna keep playing this new age, virgin with denial and a saxophone jazz crap all day long? I'm gonna need a damn weapon back.

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Just a tip? Pretty much anything is possible, here -- so it's a good idea to just accept that weird stuff is gonna happen. Stuff you've only heard about in stories is totally real. You'll see once you get off the Marsiva. It's impossible to walk around any ship without running into someone who can do magic, or a talking horse, or someone who's considered a god where they come from ... So on and so forth.
And I guess there's a lot of habitable planets out there? We stop pretty often and most places seem to have a decent population.
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Staying out of trouble had been hard enough to avoid back when the world had been split into simpler factions, grounders and sky people and mountain men, but this place was a free-for-all. And Murphy routinely expected the worst.]
Alright. [To his credit, he sounds fairly accepting, albeit wary. His fingers play anxiously in his hair, but he rolls his eyes back upward to Ino again.] That really the best advice here for we few simple humans? - Don't ask questions and you might not get stepped on..?
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No, that's not what I'm saying at all. Just that you'll save yourself a pretty big headache if you don't bother with the "but that doesn't exist" or "that can't be real" stuff. Most people understand there are places without magic and elves and all that and don't mind if you ask about it.
I've just seen a lot of people get really worked up about needing stuff to have some kind of explanation that fits in with where they come from, instead of just accepting that things are different in other places.
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She's seemed legitimate so far, but it's a pretty big leap from glowing trees and genetic mutations. Everything else, he can rationalize.
Murphy laughs at himself in some quick huffs of breath, waiting for a few long seconds before he can even gather a response, and proceeds to compartmentalize exactly the opposite of what Ino has just advised him to do.]
Nah, I get it now. Screw with the new guy, right?
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I'm not screwing with you. It's the truth.
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You are literally asking me to believe in magic right now.
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Seriously. Ask around. People will be happy to show it off to you.