Jonathan "people pleaser" Murphy (
noncriminal) wrote in
driftfleet2015-09-04 12:04 pm
video ♟ first complaint
Who: Murphy and YOU
Broadcast: Open
Action: HS Marsiva
When: Early morning
[It's been a while since he's sent a wave on any kind of network like this, but it's not like it's hard to remember how.]
You know - being back on a spaceship, alright, fine.
[The face onscreen is of a wiry, annoyed teenager. He keeps carding his fingers through his dry, soft, clean hair; it's a feeling he's not used to and it's still novel. His eyes are rolled skyward as he considers the room, sketching around at the ceiling and searching for something before he regards the actual camera.]
Weird... cleansing rituals. Sewing my clothes. There was probably some feet stuff while I was out. Whatever. I guess I'm not here to judge your lame kinks as long as I get some grub out of it.
[He looks back up again, and ticks an irritated finger towards the roof above him.]
But if we're gonna keep playing this new age, virgin with denial and a saxophone jazz crap all day long? I'm gonna need a damn weapon back.
Broadcast: Open
Action: HS Marsiva
When: Early morning
[It's been a while since he's sent a wave on any kind of network like this, but it's not like it's hard to remember how.]
You know - being back on a spaceship, alright, fine.
[The face onscreen is of a wiry, annoyed teenager. He keeps carding his fingers through his dry, soft, clean hair; it's a feeling he's not used to and it's still novel. His eyes are rolled skyward as he considers the room, sketching around at the ceiling and searching for something before he regards the actual camera.]
Weird... cleansing rituals. Sewing my clothes. There was probably some feet stuff while I was out. Whatever. I guess I'm not here to judge your lame kinks as long as I get some grub out of it.
[He looks back up again, and ticks an irritated finger towards the roof above him.]
But if we're gonna keep playing this new age, virgin with denial and a saxophone jazz crap all day long? I'm gonna need a damn weapon back.

[ video ]
Her response is still laconic:] I like it.
[And then a quick flash of a grin, because honestly, he needs to work on his nicknames.] Though I guess it's not too late for ya - I mean, ya did just get here. You could always go by 'Princess Pooponyourhead' if ya really wanted. Might get shortened ta PP, but... kinda fittin', considering.
[ video ]
[That's fair enough. He can't fault someone for that, all things considered. It's not really an answer but he's had cagier ones.]
You know, it is tempting. [He looks upward like he's considering it.] But if you call me any of that crap, me and you are gonna have a problem, so. Let's just stick with Murphy, huh? Might as well stick with the gold standard. It ain't broke, [here] right?
[ video ]
Ya got a right ta call yourself as ya please. Will say, Murphy's a sight better than the rest of that nonsense ya came up with.
[ video ]
Yeah, alright. [He turns his head, glancing off to the side and rubbing a few knuckles against his neck.] I topped the class in 'Nonsense and Bullshit', though, so. Council's gonna have to decide on that one.
[ video ]
Of course, Rogue being Rogue does not actually ask this question.]
They've got a class in that in your world? An' here I thought that was the sorta stuff that just came natural.
[Y U P, continuing to snark in the face of screwy circumstances is way more relevant.]
[ video ]
You'd think. Guess we couldn't expect that much outta people who had things scheduled down to their shits. "At 1800 to 1830, we have: dinner", "at 1831 to 1900, we have planned: spontaneous fun."
[ video ]
He does win a snort of amusement for that so -- points???]
Sounds like a real riot. [Gawd, what kind of hellhole did this kid crawl out of? It wins him like... an inch of slack, to be revoked or expanded upon further interaction.] Hope you're ready for the total boredom of absolute free time.
[Bit of a warning there, if you scratch the surface. It can be boring as hell.]